Adam Wright

addicted to a porn device even if you never look at anyone naked on it - don't worry, because it even gives you the pornified version of that word, so you can call it your "corn" but it don't matter: if you have one of these things you're Gooner HQ my brother in lust.

much can't, because you're literally working against everyone else out there, who is trying to addict you to their content or platform. So it's not a phone, it's a PORN. You have an iPorn. And if that offends you - that you're

greek philosophy or Bible study or stories about immigrants or the Founders, this thing only gives you the pornified version of those things - it even corrupts your view of your OWN FAMILY AND FRIENDS. So you have to depornify everything in your head or on the device, but you pretty

It exaggerates everything you see and hollows it out and leaves you empty and addicted and not having gotten what you were really looking for. Doesn't matter what you're into, whether its sports or world affairs or poverty relief or academics or racial justice or navy seal war stories or

One of the biggest problems is that we're still calling this a phone, when it's literally a million more things than a telephone now. We need to call it what it is, and it is what it does to anything you use it for: it makes it into porn. (cont'd in comments)