freaklenuts

Dante's seven factors of authentication

Awww 🥰🥰🥰

Why did I do this?
-I’ve spent the last 30+ dealing with people who want to see my boobs. Now I have somewhere to direct them without them asking me all the time or faking friendship just to see boobs
-I can always use a good ego boost
-I have some admittedly good pics so why hide them?
-again, ego

I am, and that’s usually half the problem 😭🤣

Answers to common questions:
-I’m 5’9” tall (69 inches 🤷🏻‍♀️😂)
-yes, they’re real
-I’m kinda fat right now so bra size is about a 40H. They haven’t been smaller than a DD since before puberty ended
-about the size of a seedless watermelon each
-I don’t have OF or anything
-don’t plan on starting one

Here’s the deal:
-I show as much or as little of myself as I want, when I want
-You’re not entitled to anything more than I feel like sharing. It’s my body and my account
-I’m not particularly into sexting, so please don’t
-I’m not obligated to be nice to you if you’re crude or rude

I don’t even fucking know you, for starters. So that’s one reason

Bold of you to assume you’d be allowed the privilege

🥰😘

Getting squeaky clean

*squeak squeak*

No, but maybe I should be 🤔

I’m naked right now

Just thought you should know

Carry on

A black and white pic of me rolling around on my bed being up to no good

I can’t sleep, so here’s a pic of me from the archives just for fun

I’m beginning to suspect that some of you might be some kinda perverts 🤔😏

An image that says: Every selfie you take makes me want to do the good kind of bad things to you

Good 😏

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

Go ahead, let it all out:

confess.ngl.link/ficklenuts

a cartoon of a boy holding a sign that says " welcome great pumpkin " Alt: a cartoon of a boy holding a sign that says " welcome great pumpkin "

The great pumpkin(s)

You’re welcome 😘

Boobs but there’s pumpkin emojis over the nipples because I’m a tease and a jerk

Does anyone else get pumpkin nips every October, or just me? I might need to schedule a meeting with my fairy godmother about this

I could try 🤔🤔🤔

Thanks! I want several more 😂

Me in my natural habitat- bed.

Boobness as usual

I’m practically angelic 😏😇

Debating whether I want to pull anything out of the archives for you tonight, or if I should make you wait

It’s honestly my favorite, and I’ll probably cry when it breaks. Or go shopping for a real boyfriend 🤣

An image that says: I need to know what toy you have because while I love going down on my lady she sometimes ends up with a UTI so she's against me muff diving these days.

It’s currently unavailable, but you might be able to find something similar:

a.co/d/0zxYaKH

I have a small toy that can pretty effectively simulate oral, and with a little bit of careful positioning I can use it hands-free.

So I’m letting that do its thing while I play video games, eat grapes, and drink a peanut butter milkshake.

Self-indulgence at its finest 😏

this is now a desserts appreciation account
in other words, we’re checking out cake

It’s bullshit that I can’t teleport to a dick appointment in this day and age