Real Farmer

sorry for all the peace and quiet, we didn’t mean to leave you all alone.

we’re back in our favorite studio, far out sound in rotterdam.

let us cook!!

@realfarmerband.bsky.social my review of your recent Oxford gig in @nightshiftmag.bsky.social. Feel free to share. 🎼❤️🎼

this is amazing gregg, thanks so much! was so nice to meet you x marrit

OMG! we have a new booking agent and we couldn’t be happier! 💚

see you there gregg!!

yellow & black poster for july and august dates: 24th July - Together Again festival, Cheshire 25th July - George Tavern, London 26th July - The Library, Oxford 2nd August - Absolutely Free Festival, BE 8th August - Rough Trade Recommends, Rough Trade East 9th August 2025 - Gunnersbury Park, The Libertines festival

poster for gig on the 25th July at George Tavern, London with Charley Stone and Fuzztazer!

poster for gig on the 26th July at The Library, Oxford with Charley Stone and Babymaker!

after a bit of a holiday break, we’re happy to get back to it :)

luckily for us, our next shows are in the uk!

24 july - together again, cheshire
25 july - george tavern, london
26 july - the library, oxford

25 & 26 are organised by the best @divineschism.bsky.social so u don’t want 2 miss those!

double trouble for july as we bring dutch post punks @realfarmerband.bsky.social to london and oxford alongside charley stone and fuzztazer and baby maker

drop everything and come along

fri 25 july at george tavern, ldn
sat 26 july at the libary, ox4
wegottickets.com/divineschism

marrit holding a physical copy of the new real farmer ep on vinyl.

RF II is here!

and we're so happy to share it with you. every record was made with love by our very hands; folded, stamped, poster made and inserted by us. so please buy it, if you like it!

ps: it's bandcamp friday which means every penny goes to us

realfarmer.bandcamp.com/album/rf-ii

new single 'mislocated' out now from our upcoming EP 'RFII'
listen to it on bandcamp, spotify or apple music

realfarmer.bandcamp.com/album/rf-ii

full ep coming out tomorrow!
(which is also bandcamp friday)

red/black poster of event with real farmer and bombstrap at v11 in rotterdam, the evening starts at 21:00 and the ticket price is 12 euros.

this may we're releasing an ep called 'RFII' and we want to celebrate with you!

we're organising two release events in rotterdam & groningen with some wonderful friends of ours.

friday 30 may we'll be in rotterdam at v11, with the incredible band bombstrap. we'd love to see you all there x

Jeroen, Marrit, Jaap and Leon sitting at a table eating pizza at Common in Manchester.

Jeroen jumping off stage in Manchester, Jaap is standing on stage playing guitar. The backdrop shows the Real Farmer logo.

Marrit is looking at two pigeons that are standing on top of two boxes in the Tesco in London.

Ozzy, the cat of Marrit’s neighbour is lying in the shade underneath a bench on the balcony in Rotterdam.

aaaah, tour was amazing.
thanks everyone for coming to our last gigs in gullivers, manchester, and moth club in london. and many thanks to the bands playing with us, we had such a great time again.

we cannot wait to come back to the uk for the great escape in may! 💚

glasgow and nottingham were amazing. anyone not familiar with curtis miles, look them up! they’re great!

today we rest, tomorrow we play oporto, leeds!

YouTube video by Real Farmer Real Farmer - Big Stepper (Official Video)

have you seen the amazing videoclip roger sargent made for our new single ‘big stepper’ yet?

here’s a link:

youtu.be/vbENLsxW4Aw?...

haha, thanks for the tip! does this come from experience? x

we had such a great time in newcastle, playing at zerox with our friends from onlooker band.

now on our way to glasgow, to the hug and pint!

show times:
8.15 curtis miles
9.15 real farmer

thanks, craig charles 💛

‘big stepper’ out now!!

we’re very excited to share the first single of our new EP RFII with you today

available on all platforms

RFII will come out May 2nd ❤️‍🔥

‘big stepper’ out tomorrow!

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playing the hope & ruin this evening with MAGDA!

really looking forward to it, showtimes are:

8:45 MAGDA
9.45 Real Farmer

www.hope.pub/event/real-f...

REAL FARMER — The Boileroom Guildford Real Farmer

first show of the tour tonightttt at @boileroom.bsky.social with tegalü cat and sugar darling!

the event starts at 19:00

www.theboileroom.net/event-listin...

new single ‘big stepper’ coming next wednesday 26 march!

presave via orcd.co/realfarmer-b...

tour poster with all the show dates of real farmer in the UK in march 2025 + support acts: mon 24 mar 2025 - boileroom, guildford (with tegalü cat and sugar darling) tue 25 mar 2025 - the hope and ruin, brighton (with magda) wed 26 mar 2025 - zerox, newcastle (with onlooker) thu 27 mar 2025 - the hug and pint, glasgow (with curtis miles) fri 28 mar 2025 - karma weekender festival, nottingham sun 30 mar 2025 - oporto, leeds (with welfare state and new damage) mon 31 mar 2025 - gullivers, manchester (with big other and mleko) tue 1 apr 2025 - moth club, london (with the threats and unlucky)

tomorrow we're travelling to the UK, tour officially starts on monday! x

artist card for real farmer for diy fest 2025. it features a black and white photo of the band on stage in vera, groningen.

very happy to be part of the DIYfest line-up this year <3

diyfest.nl

photobooth picture of the band real farmer, edited in negative. their faces are close to the camera.

our faces smushing against the van's windshield when we enter the UK again in less than two weeks <3 we can’t wait to come back, get yr tickets quickkk

Purple and white poster for Come Together festival on the 8th of June. The poster shows all the names of the bands and artists that will play the festival: Kings of Leon (headliner), Courteeners, Reytons, The Snuts, The Cribs, Luvcat, Niece Ella, Chloe Slater, Du Blonde, Overpass, Tom A. Smith, The Rosadocs, Lucia and the Best Boys, Kerr Mercer, Girlband!, Aaron Rowe, Real Farmer, Liam Fender, Basht., Dolder, Cortney Dixon. Location: Newcastle Town Moor. The background of the poster is a purple made photo of a big stage in a field where two cows are grazing. The bottom of the poster shows a list of sponsors.

for anyone who can't come to our show at Zerox in Newcastle this march, you get a second chance to see us!

🌀 🌀 very happy to join the line up at Come Together festival this summer 🌀 🌀

Black and white poster for Real Farmer UK TOUR III from March 24th until April 1st. Mon 24 Mar 2025 - Boileroom, Guildford Tue 25 Mar 2025 - The Hope and Ruin, Brighton Wed 26 Mar 2025 - Zerox, Newcastle Thu 27 Mar 2025 - The Hug and Pint, Glasgow Fri 28 Mar 2025 - Karma Weekender Festival, Nottingham Sun 30 Mar 2025 - Oporto, Leeds Mon 31 Mar 2025 - Gullivers, Manchester Tue 1 Apr 2025 - Moth Club, London

more shows just 4 u 👅
heading back to the uk at the end of march!

tickets available through the link in our bio : )

Poster for Primavera a la Ciutat 2025. It contains names of artists that are playing the festival in alphabetical order. The background looks like a club photo, there’s a crowd of people and one girl is looking into the camera.

more fun stuff ahead! yessssss! 🏁 we are playing at @primavera-sound.bsky.social

Poster of Strap Originals beach party at The Great Escape on the 14th of May 2025. On the poster there’s a division between two stages: The Deep End and Soundwaves. At The Deep End will perform: Peter Doherty (his album release), Warmduscher and Trampolene. At Soundwaves performing are: Real Farmer, Gans, Vona Vella, Junior Brother and Evan Williams. Tickets are 30 pounds and the age limit is 18 plus. No extra tickets are needed for Soundwaves if you have a TGE wristband. The address is TGE Beach Site, Madeira Drive in Brighton. The poster shows the beach and pier of Brighton and a seagull wearing sunglasses.

making plans for spring 🌱 excited to be playing at Strap Originals beach party at The Great Escape on 14th of may!

woeps! even aanpassen!!

first post on this platform <3 we’re still trying to catch our breath from the amazing week at eurosonic noorderslag. thanks to everyone who came out to our shows, you’ve made it a very special experience 🌱