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John

@gnarlygnome.bsky.social

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ One of the most okay Flesh and Blood players in my area. Making fake cards to hopefully get a real spoiler one day

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I’m sorry to report that the likelihood of these having cards inside over the value of the boxes is exceedingly low

09.03.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s goooo, Rats together strong!

09.03.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve got one list that’s /kinda/ like that

09.03.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But Levia was not amongst them, for she played Mark of the Beast

09.03.2026 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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*glances at my latest deck name*

08.03.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We are the legends they refer to in β€œlegend story studios”

08.03.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I always make sure I lose in quarterfinals so I don’t get too full of myself. I’m so humble to my locals…

08.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No Kayos to run Claws to the finish line?

07.03.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a good website

07.03.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have you ever tried to get your friends to try FAB, but didn't know how?

SAGE is the answer. Pick up a couple of Precons and equip them with a full-powered deck! I recommend Dash, quick, easy and packs a punch. Oh, and here's a full guide on how to play the deck⬇️
#fabtcg

07.03.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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#fabtcg fan card #106!

Making Tuffnut support without breaking other brutes sure is a… tuff task.

But it turns out a concussion doesn’t hurt so bad when you were already kinda stupid to begin with!

#fleshandblood

06.03.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey Karol! Sorry if the bit was lost in text form! πŸ˜…
I completely agree and try to hold a Learn to Play at my LGS before every prerelease πŸ₯°

(Pictured is my Silver Age Battle-Bag which I let new players grab a deck out each week so they can show up and play without having to know anything prior)

07.03.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe Alex from marketing controls Karol’s social media accounts now, ever since that blood match with the armory decks.

We lost a good man πŸ˜”

07.03.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#fabtcg fan card #106!

Making Tuffnut support without breaking other brutes sure is a… tuff task.

But it turns out a concussion doesn’t hurt so bad when you were already kinda stupid to begin with!

#fleshandblood

06.03.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This actually was established lore from Arcane Rising-era! The existence of this as Bloodroot is probably how the mixup happened in the first place

(Sorry to be the fun-killer πŸ˜…)

05.03.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got a bit of minor acid in my right eye in college chemistry and now it has a blank spot when no lights are on. But uh, that’s because I got //acid// in my eye, so no I don’t think stuff like that is normal

05.03.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re like Ferns where they just release eggs and sperm into the air all willy-nilly and if they so happen to come into contact and self-fertilize in some half-vulture-eaten raccoon thrown 100 ft by a lifted F-150 onto the side of the freeway, then I think that’s just nature’s beautiful design.

05.03.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe Northern Realms” of Solana finally have their own lore section!

#fabtcg #fleshandblood

05.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Results may vary

04.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oscilio pre-carbonite nap

04.03.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Young OMN hero art from the marketing assets!

#fabtcg #fleshandblkod

04.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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These 3 cards and consistent Lightning Flows create a 5-6 intellect illusionist.

Unless the recent aura destruction cards become ubiquitous, I don’t think CLV sees the set’s release still legal

And if it does, can we pretty please have Berserk back uwu :3C

#fabtcg #fleshandblood

04.03.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

2rora 2lightning

04.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nurora?
Flowrora?
Taprora?
Destroy-a Flow?
Zap Flow? (This shit ain’t nothing to me, man)

We need the greatest minds of the game to come together on this, people!

#fabtcg #fleshandblood

04.03.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

CLV is one of the craziest cards printed. It won’t see the light of the next set.

04.03.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So far in the lore, 2 things give you 2 extra life:

-Getting jacked (seen here)

-Starting E (Kano to Blaze pipeline)

04.03.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re still missing a big chunk of basics so there’s likely another talent in the set :)

04.03.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BOX IS A DIFFERENT COLOR! I’M ON TO YOUR LITTLE TRICKS JIMMY BLANCO, YOU CANT FOOL ME

#fabtcg #fleshandblood

03.03.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbf, high seas and super slam had multiple different box arts so it’s very likely

03.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0