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Christopher Marcotte

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An all around nerd whose always running in the 90โ€™s. HRM Major, Die-Hard Washington Capitals and 23XI fan, Chronic Balatro player ๐Ÿƒ, He/Him ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™

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Plus there is no one way she would be able to say that sentence without her nose bleeding halfway through

10.10.2025 06:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

$150 FOR THE KIDS MENU?!?!

10.10.2025 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The appellate judge will say this more eloquently but it will probably boil down to, โ€œDude just take the L ALREADY!โ€

10.10.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Greatest. Series. On. Earth.

09.10.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Picture how big the Hoover Dam is. An absolute unit. The Hoover Dam has a power capacity of 2 gigawatts (GW).

The solar farm that the Admin just cancelled could have produces 6.2 GW of power. That's more than 3 Hoover Dams.

10.10.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4481    ๐Ÿ” 2284    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 94

It's so funny to be able to say "according to a court of law Drake got bodied by 'Not Like Us'"

09.10.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also how high can Mookie Betts jump??

good god

10.10.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 208    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Without downloading new pictures, where are you mentally?

10.10.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Petit Le Mans night practice viewed from Spectator Hill

Petit Le Mans night practice viewed from Spectator Hill

Endurance racing fans be like "Yo this shit is FIRE!"

10.10.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will never forgive the NHL for axing the Coyotes while they willingly let the Pegulas keep ruining the Sabres

10.10.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

10.10.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2636    ๐Ÿ” 617    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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An inflatable frog costume

An inflatable frog costume

donning the armor of god to face the forces of hell

10.10.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1970    ๐Ÿ” 410    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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But especially:

10.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last big run before Wine and Dine (11.5 miles) and EVERYTHING HURTS!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

10.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a good way or derogatorily?

09.10.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

look at this man

09.10.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 262    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

โ€œWith several bottles of my liquor of choice to toast the end of the world.โ€

09.10.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.10.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's not about rewarding the best driver, or something like that.

08.10.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cool. Now if only Bubba and Tyler are racing next year will I be fully sold

09.10.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Want to make that argument in a deposition, Steve?

08.10.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ˆ

09.10.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such

08.10.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7190    ๐Ÿ” 1880    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter

09.10.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1554    ๐Ÿ” 390    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 99
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Blue Jays are blasting Frank Sinatraโ€™s โ€œNew York, New Yorkโ€ during their celebration

09.10.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 730    ๐Ÿ” 125    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

โ€˜Bookmarks for an easy Christmas gift for baseball loving brother in lawโ€™

09.10.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

08.10.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1712    ๐Ÿ” 429    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Experience Washington Capitals hockey.

09.10.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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