Christopher Marcotte

What a legend. Didn't think it would happen.

my approach for this weekend is if I'm asleep during every session, then Aston Martin can't hurt me

this fucking party, man

Oh shot I’ve been meaning to watch that too! Heck yeah

died 1989
born 2026

welcome back 80’s f1

Also I’m using the Apple TV app on my Android TV which feels kind of wrong 😂

Me realizing I can finally watch Ted Lasso because of paying for Apple TV+ thanks to F1:

Wow @buzzfeed.com really thinking deleting kyra’s posts is gonna go well. I hope whoever they’ve got running their social media googles “Streisand effect”

Also fuck genAI and fuck replacing creators/VAs with AI slop

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Come on everybody let’s manifest

Take this as your sign that YOU too can fight back against ICE. Everyone has a part to play when it comes to resistance!

Brady Tkachuk could never

correct

there is no reason for a single one of them to vote for Mullin (yes, Mr. Fetterman, that means you) and they should make this as embarrassing as possible - which, given Mullin’s extensive track record of putting his foot in his mouth, shouldn’t even be that hard

Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career

Thinking through all the Alex Bowman subplots, spiritually the dude’s an Aston Martin driver.

Until Congress passes meaningful restraints to rein in ICE’s terror, nothing will substantively change. ICE will take its reckless and dangerous behavior to whichever city or town the President decides to target next.

Don't worry, guys, I'm being told Kristi's just being sent to a nice farm where she'll have lots of room to run around and play and chase illegals to her heart's content...

Congress Is Considering Abolishing Your Right to Be Anonymous Online The bipartisan push to remove anonymity from the internet is ushering in an era of unprecedented mass surveillance and censorship.

You should be able to criticize your government anonymously online.

Full stop.

"Age verification" legislation is just a pretty name for "forced online ID checks," meaning everything you post is associated with your government name

We have to stop this.

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Kristi Noem does Corey Lewandowski the right way.

by Ezra Klein

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Fair but I was willing to give a chance this year. Joke’s on me I guess 😂😅

I think Kristi Noem was just fired??!

I was willing to give them credit this year to stick it to NASCAR management after their texts were released during the lawsuit. Then Austin went and spun Bubba in the Duels so so much for that! 🫠

Oh joy, Fash Pasta is getting a Cup start in the year of the Racing Gods 2026

As political movements turn to "tradition" and war threatens to destabilize the world order, I've been thinking a lot about what it means for me to spend so much time embroiled in the ultra-traditionalist world of motorsport history.

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A Barbie pink Mustang parked in the Hollywood Studios parking lot

Barbie Pink goes unbelievably hard on a Mustang

“anger is real, and so is resolve” goes pretty damn hard

Nico ALMOST did the legendary George pose...

...but then was like "Nah!" #F1