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Christopher Marcotte

@chris23xi.bsky.social

An all around nerd whose always running in the 90’s. HRM Major, Die-Hard Washington Capitals and 23XI fan, Chronic Balatro player πŸƒ, He/Him πŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ’™

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The day after republicans swept elections, I posted a video beginning by saying that a cult has won every branch of government

I got quite a lot of pushback about that phrasing, commonly called hysterical or exaggerating or partisan

This has never been hidden. They’re comfortable being louder now

03.03.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

WHERE'S LEBRON'S DAYTONA 500 TROPHY, EH

03.03.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

News we were all dreading but not surprising in the least

03.03.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Your schedule for this week? Filled with PWHL hockey πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

03.03.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

americans, please evacuate america. the hamburglar is on the loose and he is wanted for criiiiimes

03.03.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She is woking herself into bog-standard social conservatism and it’s kind of fascinating to watch

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The album cover for Duran Duran - "Rio" combined with the Bob Evans logo

The album cover for Duran Duran - "Rio" combined with the Bob Evans logo

03.03.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Patrick Nagel-style artwork of a very 80's-looking businesswoman checking her watch while holding a briefcase, next to an ad for Bob Evans' "Beat the Clock" deal

Patrick Nagel-style artwork of a very 80's-looking businesswoman checking her watch while holding a briefcase, next to an ad for Bob Evans' "Beat the Clock" deal

Not gonna lie, this 1991 ad using Nagel-style art to hawk Bob Evans Restaurants is deeply unsettling yet oddly comforting

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Grand Canyon University must be pissed to see that ASU made the anti-woke college list and they didn’t 🀭

03.03.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome back NΓΌrburgring and Hockenheimring!

03.03.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so wild that one of the reasons BlueSky is dissed so much is because there are smart people here who write and read books and then they have the gall to talk about what they know from writing and reading books. How dare you.

03.03.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 609    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 4

Fellas, is it gay to pour milk over your Man Cereal?

03.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Actor Bruce Campbell announces cancer diagnoses.

Actor Bruce Campbell announces cancer diagnoses.

Take care of yourselves. Get checked. πŸ’”

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β€œFuck AI”

β€œFuck AI”

02.03.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2781    πŸ” 904    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

AI is a right-wing supported, money-guzzling, environment-destroying, theft machine. So of course these monsters are all for it.

02.03.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 379    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
roadhouseendgame
i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

roadhouseendgame i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

whoops

24.02.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3360    πŸ” 1107    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 37

Calling Mina Kimes a "DEI hire trying to talk football" clearly shows this person has no idea about the sport, even beyond the loser-ass behavior of using of "DEI" as derogatory. Mina has consistently been the best analyst the sport has had for many, many years.

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Artificial Intelligence for War and Surveillance | Stuff Keeps Happening
Whatever gods you believe in did NOT want this episode to be made. First I discovered that my original recording had beyond recoverable audio, then when I went to re-record... well, let's just say I… Artificial Intelligence for War and Surveillance | Stuff Keeps Happening

Well this was a blitz of a morning, but here is today's episode of Stuff Keeps Happening, technical difficulties and all.

I made the most of it, I promise.

Watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3kC...

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Hey, cool. @lastweektonight.com just did a segment using reporting I did w/ @farooqumar.bsky.social

Oliver was talking about body cams--and how law enforcement agencies have often undermined their potential

The same body-cams Dems are centering that ICE reforms on

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP4_...

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There, fixed it

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A little bit of Daytona in my life
A little bit of Atlanta by my side
A little bit of COTA is all I need
A little bit of Phoenix is what I see
A little bit of Vegas in the sun
A little bit of Darlington all night long
A little bit of Martinsville here I am
And then an off week makes me your man

02.03.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ladies and gentlemen this is Chumba number 45

02.03.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This one could be a pipe dream but what if he finishes out the O’Riley season in the 17 car after Day gets the boot for driving like a doofus?

02.03.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He would never publicly say but I bet Bezos is regretting making that bribe disguised as a Melania documentary now

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Finally, the correct Amazon is burning.

02.03.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you might be cool, but you'll never be 'driving a 250 Testa Rossa on your wedding day' cool

02.03.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get knocked down
But I get Chumba again

02.03.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0