Christopher Marcotte

As expected, race winner Ryan Blaney passes Bubba in the points, but Bubba is still P3 😊

[graphic from Xfile345 at the bad place]

Pretty cool that they added caution tape to Caution Hocevar.

Manifesting whatever bullshit is necessary to secure another Reddick win

While Carson drove circles around him in his regular car

Death, taxes and the worst guys available becoming manufacturer sim drivers.

Oscar Piastri:

Just shut up about Clint all together!

"Alright gang... Got a lot of work to do today... Gotta dig deep." - Bubba

"You know this place... Frustrating, mentally challenging. Keep your head in the right space... Be there at the end. Let's go to work." - Freddie

"YESSSSSSSSIR!" - Bubba

How hard would it be to pre-plan a few interviews instead of making drivers come up with talking points on the fly?!

That way Alonso and Stroll can drive 30 instead of 25 laps when they get to Miami

Nostalgia is a weapon. You don’t miss the early 2000s, you miss being a stupid child. You want to be stupid again. You want your parents to take care of you. You are 12.

“Sir it is only 12:30, how are you THAT drunk already?!”

Just when you thought Fox’s grid walks couldn’t get any cringier, Mikey finds a way 🥴🫠

#NASCAR

“Rights. Justice. Action. For ALL Women and Girls”

This is the UN theme for International Women’s Day 2026 and it couldn’t resonate more loudly with our LGBTQ+ community.

#iwd2026 #internationalwomensday #allwomenarerealwomen #lgbtq #racingpride

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

quesadillas

When Josef made the pass on Armstrong for fifth, he was 3.5 seconds behind Rasmussen with 24 to go.

JN cooled the tires off for a few laps, and he put the afterburners on with 20 to go, cutting that 3.5-second gap in HALF over five laps.

Joe New smelled blood in the water

a group of fish in plastic bags with the words now what written on the bottom ALT: a group of fish in plastic bags with the words now what written on the bottom

Formula One drivers when they get a surprise month vacation after the first three races of the season:

JOSEF ON MY NASCAR BROADCAST WEARING A RYAN BLANEY SHIRT

HELL YEAH

oh people don’t want to be out in the streets? the streets that are being bombed? those streets?

Insane Clown Posse V @icp •• • I Don't care what we've said in our raps, woman come No 1. We all owe our lives to wemon.

Happy International Women’s Day

via i.redd.it

Bald, Balding, and Luscious Locks of Team Penske having a chat at Phoenix (via u/dcarp1231) reddit.com/comments/1ro7sbr #NASCAR

this is *the* gas prices guy to follow fyi. his newsletter is really good too

RED SOX B 7-7 BOS MLB.TV Bot 2nd 1 Out PIRATES PIT P 10-5

B00P

“STANDARD TIME FANS BE LIKE AH YES 4 PM” And it’s completely dark outside

Happy first day of sunsets after 7:00 PM to all who celebrate

Besides toxic hockey culture, this doofus is the biggest existential threat to the future of professional hockey in North America

I'm no fancy political consultant, but, hey, if you're in Dem comms, you should notice that Fox News panicked over Trump wearing a cheap Trump merch baseball cap to receive the bodies of soldiers he got killed for no reason he can articulate, and you should absolutely lean into that.

The FIA: “Would you believe us if we told you these obvious bomb craters are actually new chicanes?”