Dark Satellites

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

someBODY once TOLD ME all women are my homies

One of the lessons of the Iran war is that it was a huge mistake not to even try to put any of the Iraq war architects in prison. We shouldn’t make it again.

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

every person in this is depraved, evil, needs to be put in prison for the rest of their lives and must suffer for these crimes against humanity

Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.

This is called infantile egocentrism and we're supposed to age out of it by the time we're 5 or so.

It's hilarious that "working class" now applies exclusively to the racist failsons of regional car dealership owners but every unemployed trans person is an "elite".

Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

The Trump Administration can’t even impose its will on Minneapolis when the full force of the federal government was focused on it, but surely they will be able to pacify and remake Iran, a nation of 90 million people halfway around the world.

like i said this when the US attacked venezuela. we are hurdling back into an extremely violent world, one which hasn't really existed since the 1700s and which nobody since hitler has really tried to enact. and it's entirely on trump's hands

there's a thing I like to call "load-bearing assumptions", that you don't notice until they're suddenly gone (e.g the air you breath has oxygen in it).

the post-ww2 order is a load-bearing assumption for basically the entirety of american life. trump took a sledgehammer to it in the last 90 days.

Even if it takes years, we have to bring EVERYONE who made this happen to justice. No moving on, no letting this go.

Revenge is good enough motivation for me personally, but the nobler and important reason is to ensure that anyone who thinks of doing this again knows they’ll rot in prison for it.

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

If you took $1 billion and gave it to the endowment of a different small college each day, they could each provide a free college education to several hundred students per year in perpetuity. Instead we are using that money to bomb schools and kill students in Iran, for no clearly stated purpose.

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

A picture of PEW poll on global attitude survey, saying the % who rate the morality and ethics of people in their country as good vs bad, where the US has the worst rankings and Canada the best

Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best

Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

Screenshot of ProPublica webpage titled “Explore Financial Disclosures From President Trump and 1,500 of His Appointees,” accompanied by this blurb: “Use this database to explore potential conflicts of interest for President Donald Trump and his team. The documents disclose positions officials have held outside government, their assets and their debts, among other things.” A search bar prompts the user to search for a person or financial holding.

THREAD: We just released a tool that allows you to search billions of dollars in wealth, ties to the most powerful companies in the country, and details of the personal finances of President Trump and over 1,500 of his appointees.

Here’s how it works 1/

Pedocons

Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career

also you will never convince me that the name "Markwayne Mullin" isn't a bit

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

reporter: kristi! mrs noem! is it true that your face is not dishwasher safe??

[the gears in her neck whirr as her head turns to answer]

BREAKING: Donald Trump takes Kristi Noem to the rock quarry

Every time Markwayne Mullin changes jobs, he has to add an additional name to his first name, it's federal law

We need better Democrats.

Not a single dollar more for Trump’s illegal war.

twitter, as it existed as an imperfect but useable platform under Jack Dorsey, is as dead as the Washington Post. almost everyone still posting there is firmly in denial of that, but anyone who is honest can see it's a shell of itself

I was almost gonna say "the dumbest motherfucker you know's vote counts just as much as yours" but honestly given how the senate works, what the swing states are, etc etc the dumbest motherfucker you know's vote probably counts way more than yours does.

he outlines this massive surveillance society under the pretense that ethical, responsible people will be in charge, undermined by his effort to cement a permanent zealot kakistocracy in a country too corrupt to have working regulators or corporate accountability of any kind