Chavir Nach

It is! Especially for us because instead of dealing with a cockhead we get to watch a cute fluffy sheep walk around for a few minutes.

Well you let me know if anyone is ever rude to you alright?

I'll turn them into a sheep.

Did someone call you stupid? Do you want me to kill them?

:( That's mean and I disagree but! So long as it doesn't bother you.

Oh sweet thing, you don't need to change that about yourself. It's completely harmless.

You just gotta ask for clarification if you ever feel confused, that's all!

Just a term of endearment.

You're one of those kinds that takes things pretty literal huh!

All flavors baby~

Oh he's bisexual.

Yeah..

Being alone was hard. But being alone after NOT being alone for a bit was worse!!!

Definitely wouldn't have survived if she'd been young enough to stay around longer, and let me get more attached, before she left me.

Go on!

You do you, queen.

You mean like a kitty cat?

Yeah, I did once! Some poor thing managed to fall through from the surface. She lost her leg. But I healed her and kept her around.

She was already old though and died within a few years. I nearly killed myself over it! It was devastating.

[playing with their own boobs, only half listening]

Uh huh.

Olwen! Olwen...I like that! Almost Owl but not quite.

Anyway a Twink is an effeminate gay man with boyish features and very little muscle.

What's your name beautiful.

Awesome!

[expectant, unblinking staring]

:)

...ohhhh.

Do you wanna borrow some books from my smut collection?

Well -

Hang on. First off, hi! I'm Chavir.

Mysterious...

What does properly mean in this instance.

By certain definitions!

Risk/Reward!!!

No. :(

I'm trying to get a cute twink laid - this ain't about me I'm just wing manning.

The best way to check if you have a fat ass is to ask the nearest hot girl to peg you and listen for the plap.

All magic casters have a fat ass that's where we store our spell slots.

Oh are we yelling random shit across the feed today?

SANDALS!!!

Woo yay magic yayyyy magic yayyy

Fucking skill issue, white boy.

Way too many people think 'Unseelie' just means 'Goth fairy'.

Yeah dark colors and more death but it's way... way more intense than that.

Way more *dangerous* than that.