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Thanks so much mate! Really happy you enjoyed the expression 😁🙏😁🙏😁

While you may think it'd be "brill" to transform into a hairy ten-foot wereboar with gigantic swinging appendages, did you ever think of how it could affect your Nan's parquet?

All too often the degenerate will turn beast. It was too late for this British camboy who didn't stop to think of how a little "boink-boink" could turn into "oink-oink"!

Time to awaken the beast that sleeps in you! ⏰😴😖😲🐗

Onlookers were reported as being "Weirdly turned on" and "Still crankin' it" as they saw the lad transform into a beast! One witness claimed they "Spaffed a pint"

The best kind of risk : a sexy piggy risk! 😈🐗

Sure a cigar might seem "cool" to you and your gay-lifestyle-choice friends... But did you know your weird homo-kink might be turning you into a pig? A BOAR even?!

I wheeled out all the tropes without once mentioning a cup of tea or trouble down't mine 😉

On a very special episode of GrutsClub™, we featured the touching story of a Lancashire Camboy caught in the under-reported "Wereboar Pipleline". Bring tissues.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my batesession is ruined

Gettin' piggy with it 🐗🚬 Full colour comic for supporters this month!

Couldn't ask for a finer introduction. Class A dirty talk and really gets into the scene 😘👌

The only thing being arrested is his attention for big cop cock 🐷🍆

Forget squealing like a pig, this officer is gunna have him hollerin' like a hog!

You know it. Just awakening to his inner desires 😛

Overcome with horniness, the piggy daddy decided to taste a fella's nut for the first time...

Gotta appreciate someone showing some dedicated learning 😉

If you're gonna play the game, boy
You gotta learn to play it right

Gotta shoot your shot! 💧🔫🤪

You're still gun crazy, aren't you?! 🔫🤪 😡🗯

Yeah man. No lollygagging only cockgagging! 🐗🥒🤠🍆😝🍆👨‍🏭

A urinal full of 🎇SURPRISES🎇, a tale as old as time 😉

This shortking bisexual father has an unexpected experience in : "Dad's Ur*nal Initiation", the comic patrons received this month.
#gaycomic

I need em at six in the morning, but you can have em for tonight. Just make sure they're well fed and can still walk tomorrow ^_-

True. I should have had him count down from four 😅

The Foreman always impressed his workmates with his hand-free countdown during their spaff-break 3️⃣2️⃣1️⃣🍾

Thanks so much! Really glad to hear it turns you on, that's always my hope. Cheers heaps for your kind sharing and support mate.

The Riddle of Steel is so hard that it's gonna make me CROM!

Workers of the world, come together! 👷‍♂️💦👷‍♂️💦👷‍♂️💦

Shoulders down, ass up 👷‍♂️👍