Major Glory

Mrs Puff really had integrity. Mr Krabs was ready to blow the entire bag on her but she ain’t let him 😂

Malcom in the middle is the only white Malcom I’ve ever seen in my life lmao #blacksky

Liar

My momma thought just because something was in a can or in the freezer that meant it couldn’t expire 😭😭 #blacksky

You could leave this in the middle of a blizzard and it would not get cold

I order stuff off Instacart . …..order hella simple a water and a Diet Coke ….. why this nigga a drop off a pint of Hennessy and some tequila …. My nigga ain’t no way those bags felt the same weight lmao . #blacksky

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Me looking at the picture from my Instacart driver as they’re telling me everything I want isn’t in stock when it’s literally in the middle of the picture .

Why is the joke movie top 10 on hbo max lmao . Who tf is watching that

A lady been outside arguing with her bd for about 40 minutes. At least do that in your house lmao

I was grabbing niggas face mask 😂😂

Random things I accomplished this year
-benched 500+ lbs for 10 reps
-finished the rough draft for the book I’ve been writing
-became the realest nigga I know
😌😌😂

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Ppl that work for national grid I gotta question … how do y’all be turning ppl lights off like it’s nothing . 😭nigga I got feelings . Left me see a child under 10 in there . Imma be feeling bad like damn I can’t leave these babies with no lights😭😭

Random ….. but I can do a 2 minute plank now lmao

I second this

Yup I’m hating

Why ain’t nobody talking about squid game season 2 ? It’s ass ?

Wait where the tiddies at

You know what …. I can’t say worst . Pre 2000s and from 2014-18 I wasn’t even watching so idk 😂

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Flavor flav really brought New York back on the flavor of love twice . Just go not pick her 😭😭 that’s diabolical 😭 #blacksky

Wrestling fans we gotta talk …. Raw and Smackdown currently have the worst theme songs in history. Raw especially. They really are horrible 😂😂 #wrestlesky

What’s an old show that would get cancelled after the first episode if it aired today . I’ll go first

I know now but little me was flabbergasted 😂😂

Me as a child wondering how flavor flav managed to have women ready to fist fight for his honor . #blacksky

Like why where did you get roses from in the middle of December

I was really trying to be a author during the pandemic 😭😭

Next question . Why do you know 3 cities in Arkansas 😂😂

Name 3 cities in Arkansas i bet you can’t lmao

It was a dark and gloomy night