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A sketch of two steam trains, human faces on the front. The title above them says 'The Broad Gauge and the Narrow Gauge'. The narrow gauge train is looking unbearably smug, then broad gauge absolutely raging. In the smoke, they are communicating, the broad gauge saying "You are a locomotive" and the narrow saying "You are another".

A sketch of two steam trains, human faces on the front. The title above them says 'The Broad Gauge and the Narrow Gauge'. The narrow gauge train is looking unbearably smug, then broad gauge absolutely raging. In the smoke, they are communicating, the broad gauge saying "You are a locomotive" and the narrow saying "You are another".

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

16.10.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2963    πŸ” 670    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 24

Truly an experience laden with symbolism

17.06.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How it feels to be running on a summer afternoon and then it starts to lightly rain

17.06.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven’t checked bluesky in a while wonder if anything exciting is happening in the news

06.06.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
simple line drawing of momo in his car looking happy. a roadsign says 'funky town' with an arrow to where he is going. Theres some clouds in the air but the drawing is very minimal

simple line drawing of momo in his car looking happy. a roadsign says 'funky town' with an arrow to where he is going. Theres some clouds in the air but the drawing is very minimal

wont you take me

29.05.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3191    πŸ” 755    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 13

Man getting super tired of living in the torment nexus

21.05.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's me
i'm the liberal rogan
i will take on this burden
please give me millions of democratic donor dollars
my dude have you tried DMT (liberally)

21.05.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 382    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

You know who wouldn't hide their prostate cancer diagnosis from us as part of a nefarious deep state plot?

Kamala Harris

19.05.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Man this is an awesome time to think there should be more steel guitar in indie rock

06.05.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gay country cover band call it Dwight Woke-am

28.03.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genre was invented by Big Genre to sell more Sirius XM Radio Stations

28.12.2024 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JIMMY: hey check it out *cracks corn*

ME: whatever dude

13.07.2023 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Achieving a post-ironic version of myself by brewing coffee with a pourover I made into a mug I also made

01.03.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dissenting opinion I like second set

01.03.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a miller lite ad that reads LGBT: Light Beer Great Taste

a miller lite ad that reads LGBT: Light Beer Great Taste

spotted this at the gay bar in NOLA over the weekend and i’ll never stop thinking about it as long as i live

26.02.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10598    πŸ” 1395    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 44

Fine, have fun coping cause everyone thinks you play trumpet

18.02.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AND @mossg0blin.bsky.social DON’T THINK I DON’T SEE YOU IN THE LIKES

18.02.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HEY I MISSED THIS ONE FUCK YOU BUDDY

18.02.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ladies, not only do i wear the MOST comfortable cardigans, but i also have MANY opinions about the best kinds of soup

15.02.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone on this website like dinotopia

11.02.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Actor Gates McFadden, in her Dr. Beverly Crusher costume from Star Trek - The Next Generation, riding on a unicycle on the Universal Studios backlot.

You're welcome.

Actor Gates McFadden, in her Dr. Beverly Crusher costume from Star Trek - The Next Generation, riding on a unicycle on the Universal Studios backlot. You're welcome.

Gates McFadden, in her Dr. Beverly Crusher costume, on a unicycle.

You're welcome.

08.02.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1366    πŸ” 252    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 23
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Never kill yourself

09.02.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am beset by the awesome and terrible beast INSOMNIA and am attempting to ward it off with the powerful potion TART CHERRY JUICE, NATURAL SOURCE OF MELATONIN

08.02.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an Ill Omen

08.02.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro no way they can post that

04.02.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOCAL COFFEE ROASTER GOT BALI KINTAMANI BACK IN LET’S GOOOOOOO IT’S BEEN YEARS

01.02.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the simulation hypothesis, but the simulation we live in isn't some grand scheme by higher-level beings to understand the universe, it's part of a planning study being undertaken in 3325 to put in six crosswalks in des moines iowa that will later by shot down by NIMBYs

29.01.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 616    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7

You can swap positioners and adjust the impingement of the indenters to accommodate different contacts, so you can do variable amounts of hair or terminate to different connectors, it’s modular and very easy to use!

28.01.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

quicksearch.dla.mil/qsDocDetails...

28.01.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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MOSS MENTION LFGGGGGGGGGG

27.01.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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