NotablyBaka|Mage The Ascension Storyteller|Hater of Ketchup 18+

I can't believe I missed the most important holiday of the new year. I am a shell of my self.

"network ping failed" "package lost" "404 bad gateway" Man I love orgasm denial

Unironically kinda doing that rn. don't plan on discussing it until they bring it up in as sort of transitioning chicken. I don't do labs there so i have a feeling it will be a few visits.

slushy piss inside a normal snowball, like a piss dumpling they wipe the snowball off and rub the piss into their clothes.

I know that they probably don't understand molecule structure, but my only way I can imagine a world where that makes sense is something along the lines of "if already cold, the molecules not moving fast enough to form ice crystal. if molecule faster they form crystal faster. me smart"

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Tim Walz had made it clear he has nothing to offer but voting and the courts, but his people are being brutalized and murdered today

You cannot vote war out. You cannot make it go away in the courts or purge it with more training

You cannot even protest war away, when they wage it against you

But you see, they weren't white, so they didn't matter /s

It's really hard to fight fascism when our "allies" are so deliberate in their denial of most of the problems that prop up said fascism. It's almost like they would definitely do this shit if it benefits them. like fascists.

I'm gonna be cringe and say probably the most over-hyped area in DS1, ash lake, just the first overlook from walking out of the great tree into this beach of ash and the infinite distance of those same great trees, the base of the world.

the resident evil movies are the most self indulgent slop (both in the positive and negative way) Ive ever seen. nothing will top (((SPOILERS))) making your wife kick off a wall to kick a zombie dog, in a little red dress and leather jacket. this man loves his wife.

Tonight I decided to watch Eraserhead from 1977.
Slight issue, I am high as a kite and all I can think of is the main protagonist character with a low taper fade smoking a pack of Marlboro reds.

It's a tightrope we all... tightrope... rope...

Sorry, was I saying something?

a man in a suit stands in front of a red and yellow bus that says flags ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a red and yellow bus that says flags

He has haunted my dreams since I was 4

"The world is ruled by strength, so I'm going to blindly follow the weakest willed shitlords who will piss themselves crying when something doesn't align perfectly with their Incongruous worldview" actually dumbest people alive.

a woman in a pink dress is standing in a doorway with her eyes closed ALT: a woman in a pink dress is standing in a doorway with her eyes closed

Thank you, I can always count on you for good taste.

"Impressive. Very nice, let's see Paul Allen's pastry pals."

I'm tired and though you said "Hey so this actually hurts" and l was like "yep that probably wouldn't feel good"

I do not like the Six Flags dancing man fleshlight cup. It is startling and is making my dog bark at my monitor.

Worst part is that this product ALREADY EXISTED SINCE 2016!

It's just with grok and the worst gamer green character colors I've seen.

a video game screen shows a person riding a skateboard with a score of 2.05 ALT: a video game screen shows a person riding a skateboard with a score of 2.05

I couldn't find a gif of snake in the microwave so here is Raiden hitting a sick 90° ramp turn.

mage characters do make a good "loaded gun on the table" character.

Just checked I haven't been living up to my username. play mage. play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage maybe try changeling it's alright play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage.

re-roll stats

when you have a friend that has a ski resort grade powdering machine.

There are days I forget not everyone is attracted to muscular physical violence and go "Damm right dril" forgetting that this is sarcastic and a bit.

2025 roundup:

No work on books
Dropping med school
starting CompSci
Starting EE Injections (Finally)

hopefully life is slightly kinder to me in the coming months.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

I remember hearing about the game as "you play as a camirilla sheriff" and being mildly excited for a faction based crpg where you have to juggle keeping appearance with the vampires around you while navigating moral questions for your sheriff. Eventually, none of that became anything, and I am sad.