“If you can’t please ‘em with pumpernickel, perplex them with poppy seeds”
05.03.2026 18:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“If you can’t please ‘em with pumpernickel, perplex them with poppy seeds”
05.03.2026 18:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#LRT the men have to tell the men, because they won’t hear it from a woman.
05.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If this man only has Great Clips money he does not have mistress money.
05.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Wordle 1,719 3/6
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I made your pet a dental treat
Do you have the poll dot ly link? Thanks 💜
04.03.2026 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TO MAKE YOU FEEL MUCH BETT-AH!
04.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I’m already cracking up at Jason singing “Songs from the Wood”
04.03.2026 22:43 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0If I had a restaurant and you ordered tots, and we were out of regular tots but still had, like, cheesy potato bites, I would offer those at regular tot price.
04.03.2026 21:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dalton Wilcox blowing the lid off what a terrible title “You’re Wrong About” is. #BonanasPod
04.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maver*k was very sneaky to sell their good green chili pulled pork burritos during the Kum & Go takeover. Bc now I, a good person who does not go there, really want one.
04.03.2026 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
3/8/1986:
#24 Let's Go All the Way - Sly Fox
#28 Kiss - Prince And The Revolution
#81 If You Leave - Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
#86 Feel It Again - Honeymoon Suite
#92 I Can't Wait - Nu Shooz
Please consider the above amended to “Delicate like sliced roast beef”
04.03.2026 16:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I mean if he’s not using the name anymore, somebody should open.spotify.com/track/2kQVSZ...
04.03.2026 16:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎶 Delicate sliced rooo-ooo-oast beeeef 🎶
04.03.2026 16:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Other than when when people replied instead of voting, willfully misinterpreted the question, or just plain voted wrong, I miss creating polls like you could on twitter.
04.03.2026 14:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Simpsons screenshot. Marge and Homer being 2nd married in their home by Rev. Lovejoy. Marge has a flower garland in her trademark blue hair.
"In quiet solitude, or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated..."
04.03.2026 04:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love that song! Def needs the 7” edit though as you provided 😁
03.03.2026 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Only Petting
This explains so much
03.03.2026 18:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#LRT for some reason until hearing Julie’s interview, I hadn’t considered the umbrella joke of the series which is that they’re comedians trying to get booked at the Rivoli as a band, a non-comedy band. Umbrella probably not the right term but you get my meaning. The undercurrent. Some U word.
03.03.2026 16:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i'm certain this will get the attention of the rivoli xxx howwasyourweek.com
03.03.2026 15:59 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
I love it when ideas come together perfectly and I’m in them
Thank you for thinking of me @therachel.bsky.social 🩷
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03.03.2026 05:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you win!
03.03.2026 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m dancin open.spotify.com/track/5oPRLE...
02.03.2026 23:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Graphic from mockumentary Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping of Tim Meadows alongside Tony! Toni! Toné! band members. Tim is labeled with “Tonee?”
#Subtweet
02.03.2026 23:17 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I zoomed in and him name Fred 😭
02.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“He lives in a lair”
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