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These devout Christians are just leading the way!

Do you see the roof of the SUV bursting open?

with your voice rising at least 3 octaves higher

that's what she said

I saw this ad and really had to stop and think about how far we've come and how far we haven't. Seems that no matter how much technology we wrap around humanity, the intrinsic evils like false advertising, misrepresentation, false hope, and preying on people's emotions remain nestled under it all.

I weigh about 225, I don't think I could get in that without destroying it

I'd rather get my teeth drilled

That ain't what she said, tiger.

Is that Ben Affleck working on a new Mario Bros. movie?

Is it illegal to drive around in a boat near the shoreline of your country that is not the USA? We have no business bombing a boat that far away, you don't even know where the fuck it is going. Maybe pinch it off for a few minutes and see where the thing ends up first?

I just examined a 2024 Kia Sportage that bounced off a median, then overcorrected into a roll over, which rolled NINE TIMES. The woman driving suffered a broken ankle. This thing looks like King Kong sat on it, but the door latches still work, etc, and the driver zone was intact. Come a long way.

Beating on white people seems like a pretty bad idea if you are expecting white supremacists to vote for you or do your dirty work.

Is there anything they can't fuck up?

Being invisible might complicate this.

I do have to admit, I never thought there would come a day where we had to navigate some bullshit where an auto maker is releasing CGI videos of fake robots in order to keep the growth narrative alive.

Robots. A car company.

...and the robots don't work (pun intended 🎃).

True Elevation AI on Instagram: "Protoclone V1 is a full-body humanoid prototype from Clone Robotics that uses about 1,000 artificial “myofiber” muscles—pressurized mesh tubes that contract like human... 15 likes, 0 comments - trueelevation.ai on October 31, 2025: "Protoclone V1 is a full-body humanoid prototype from Clone Robotics that uses about 1,000 artificial “myofiber” muscles—pressurized mesh t...

I'm going to buy this, buy a sublimation printed suit that looks like a person with no skin and a screaming skull face to go over the head and just stand it in the bedroom at 3 AM and just turn it on, sneak out quick and wait for my wife to turn the light on

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She went as a parrot, to honor her brother who is actually a parrot (not pictured), who cannot go outside to hand out candy because he is a bird.

trueelevation.ai on Instagram: "A humanoid in Times Square handed out candy — and yes, it was plugged in.Curious crowds cheered as Tesla’s Optimus offered gummy ba…" A humanoid in Times Square handed out candy — and yes, it was plugged in.Curious crowds cheered as Tesla’s Optimus offered gummy bags while tethered to a charger.On October 27, Optimus made a playful public appearance outside the Nasdaq building, passing small candy packets to surprised passersby while connected to external power. Videos show imperfect dexterity — a dropped bag retrieved moments later — highlighting gains and remaining limits. This playful demo is a live proof-of-concept for service roles beyond factory floors.Elon Musk has said Optimus could reach roughly five times a person’s annual productivity because robots can operate around the clock — a claim he reiterated on Tesla’s recent earnings call. That bold projection, paired with tethered demonstrations, raises a practical question: can robots truly augment or replace human labor if they still need external support?Times Square proved the robots are leaving the lab; the journey to untethered, reliable work continues. Public curiosity, skepticism, and regulatory questions will follow soon.🤖 Love AI, robots & future tech? Follow @trueelevation.ai for daily mind-blowing updates! 🚀#elonmusk #timesquare #robots #humanoids #tesla #optimus #ai

Stay poor

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I've been arrested a few times, and the absolute worst one was when I was cuffed behind my back and the officer grabbed the middle of the cuffs and yanked upward. Holy shit I thought both of my shoulder rotators were going to tear in half...shut my mouth real quick on that one

I did that for free. The downsides of not making it professionally really suck lol

They love echo chambers, so why not

When you get indicted for exercising your freedom of speech, that will be your chance to do it the right way.

What interview?

My parrot would bite the shit out of me if I tried putting a hat on his head. I'll try it later.

At work today, I overheard a few guys laughing about snap getting cut because apparently this hurts the right people.

Yet, all of these guys would be on them if they lost their jobs.

UNPAINLESS?

Good news, as I will never buy a lithium battery car with thermal runaway risk. I know a lot of people do, and they can sleep at night with that in the garage but I could not. Test drove some, etc, but could never bite that bullet.

Can you "rack up" a single thing?

The case against her is fucking bullshit anyway, right?

Right?