@shiny.diamonds.bsky.social
Ex graphic designer pretending to be a web developer // Manchester UK // jpgb.uk Views are that of my cat
Hmmm. Seen in tiny village in Yorkshire. Is this Hot Fuzz or something.
19.04.2025 19:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ok there’s a very real possibility I kidnapped my cat
28.03.2025 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Classy
19.03.2025 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People complain A LOT about Vercel pricing but I’ve got 20+ deployments on there for SME type businesses and I’m paying $35 a month.
Back when I was hosting Wordpress sites I’d be paying at least double that for a VPS for that many sites.
Next time my mum asks me what my job is I’m going to say this
11.01.2025 00:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How do girls have a shower without washing their hair? The temptation to put your head in the water is so high!
08.01.2025 20:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well that’s Threads and Instagram deleted.
08.01.2025 19:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Literally the only way to to stay at a party past 10pm when you’re 30+
06.01.2025 22:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0IDNOCLIPART
06.01.2025 22:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Day 3 of fog here in Manchester. Has made playing the Silent Hill 2 remake very immersive.
27.12.2024 08:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hello this is the billings department from Your Bank™. For the securities we need you to confirm some details with us. Please click secure link yourbank.xyz.phishing.scam
25.12.2024 22:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No snow without at least 3 days of slush
25.12.2024 22:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We know
24.12.2024 23:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There’s too much to take in with this pic
24.12.2024 23:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Put it on the receipt
24.12.2024 23:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I feel you man. Chlamydia is not fun.
24.12.2024 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yep. If you’re making an email signature or HTML email you’ve pretty much got to forget everything from 1998 onwards. It’s such a drag.
21.12.2024 08:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Into the notes app you go
21.12.2024 08:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whatever you feel most comfortable on. For me the screen is more important than the computer. Eye strain is no joke
20.12.2024 16:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The reasons they always seem to give during the announcements are:
“Due to a shortage of train staff”
“Due to a unexpected change to the service timetable” - this one is funny because it reads like “it’s cancelled because it’s cancelled”
Fur and makeup
20.12.2024 04:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dude. 26 days streak. My partner would murder me if I did that 😂
19.12.2024 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That Pac-Man one. I have notes haha.
17.12.2024 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He didn’t even get the cash reward (sent the note up the wrong chimney)
17.12.2024 05:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think everyone would like this 😄
12.12.2024 15:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just realised the Genmojis use your real eyes and it’s creeping me out!
12.12.2024 08:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Put your phone in a microwave. Just don’t forget you put it there.
11.12.2024 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes! iOS 18.2 is out. I can finally change my language settings back to proper English.
Colour.
Realise.
Aluminium.
Ahhh ☺️
December RSVPs are more like the concept of RSVPs
11.12.2024 06:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How do I delete someone else’s post?
11.12.2024 06:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
