Haze

Teammates keep calling me "Resident Sleeper" and its making me upset

I've seen @doormandeadlock.bsky.social's dreams

That guy is not normal.

I think Valve forgot about me lowkey

I forgot that im supposed to be funny

The schism between high rank players who consider Haze to only be good in coordinated settings & low rank Haze players has never been larger. Two groups playing entirely different games, really interesting, the reddit cries and the winrates past Oracle are negative.

#Deadlock Haze PFP commission.
#VgenComm

There is no way I'm getting a 7 kill streak.

Yeah fuck Veil Walker. If you wanna clout chase my smoke bomb you gotta cough up those 6k souls.

I've never looked so good

way ahead of you on that one

Imma start running Stake ads on my shit real soon

I just see you in the call like all day.

You are actually especially f***ed by the change because your sleeping pose put your head in your torso and unless you were facing right at me I couldn't land headshots. Now you're a sluggish bobblehead, actually much better for my damage output.

You know my ass is playing Mantis

The inexplicable way that my dagger works entirely differently every few months is frankly absurd.

I do like the new dagger. What are your thoughts?

Considering blocking you

Check out this sick Rejuv steal

None of the parody accounts replying to this confirms my theory that they're all shitters

I feel like @pocketdeadlock.bsky.social is like the WORST weed smoker to be around, you know they're just a miserable vibe.

Gah damn that's gotta be the fastest cloth setup I've seen. I'm a sweat too don't worry yourself

Cigs of choice are Spirit Blacks, iykyk

What peripherals are y'all rockin for Deadlock? Mine are as follows:

Keeb - Wooting 80HE
Mouse - OP1 8K Purple Frost
Skates - Xray Obsidian Dots
Mouse Bungee - Vaxee Oryza
Mousepad - Artisan Raiden Mid

Playing Haze actually sucks now because people expect you to do well. Your team has massive expectations, and the enemy team takes time out of their day to make sure you're dead in every fight.

I really like eating sliced apples but I end up swallowing a lot of air and getting a stomach ache until I burp violently

Today is a good day to be the person who rps as Haze on Bluesky

@sevendeadlock.bsky.social why aren't you following me? Is it because I shoot you in your big trashcan lid head all the time?

Okay so the OSIC probably doesn't want me to disclose this but the "sleep serum" I have on my daggers is just NyQuil Severe. And when I dive into people's dreams I often go on my phone for like the whole shift. 99% of dreams are weird sex dreams, you just don't remember them.

Oh no.

Yeah