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Brodo Swaggins

@lordoftheblings.bsky.social

its a mess out here, i heard its a mess there too

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Posts by Brodo Swaggins (@lordoftheblings.bsky.social)

you can be transphobic, racist, a pedophile, but god forbid you suggest someone put their dick in a panini maker

10.03.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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4 reposts 20 likes

hehe. nice

10.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
mods v boobs

mods v boobs

evergreen

09.03.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Panic! about the Art Block

09.03.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.

09.03.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

how do YOU make eggs benedict? prude

09.03.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i sure as hell aint makin threats!

09.03.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

im gunna slap you in the dick holster

09.03.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

loving the hair

09.03.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

manifesting

09.03.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao thats a fucking ss lightening bolt for sure goddamn

09.03.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

LMAO SHE DID WHAT

09.03.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

after the first post, i read this as "zero sugar poop recommendations" and i just

09.03.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you buy one hentai game, and thats all steam feeds you smmfh

09.03.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i was mildly concerned rubio at 3, then i saw the actual rating lol

09.03.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your daily pileated woodpecker

09.03.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone remembering West49 right now:

09.03.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when i was a little girl, a Banana Republic was just a gentrified West49

09.03.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

they can! mocking jays are aptly named for this reason. i actually know which ravens have been coming the longest, because they cough at me lol

since they started approaching me when i was outside tending to my weed, i was usually smoking and they just picked it up naturally

09.03.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i find that interesting! i guess i assumed crows to be a bird you found in every corner of the globe to some degree

ill have to send you videos of the ravens when i feed them

09.03.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

did 250 ring the open today? does anyone have that in video?

09.03.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nvidia down 2% already
palantir right behind it lol

09.03.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oil $115 at open. lmao

09.03.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

wait yall dont have corvids in brazil?? like, jackdaws or jaybirds or anything like that?

09.03.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

CROWS??? DAMN those guys are pretty!! Corvids are beautiful and I will die on that hill! Crows, ravens, rooks, don't care

Pretty. Black. Birb.

09.03.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if youre on a private septic, or your building has shotty pipes, its easier on the plumbing to throw it in the garbage

but its unusual, yes

09.03.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

steve is such a treasure, and con-air is so good i dont even care that its conservative propaganda

09.03.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i agree but for different reasons

09.03.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

devastating when food employees are rude to me bc like ur so valid but don’t u know im one of the good ones. i’m rooting for u. hell go ahead and spit in my drink queen

09.03.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0