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Guys, call me crazy but I think it's absurd that some artists/makers can take 100 percent up front payment and then just say "oh you'll get it when you get it." Like can somebody explain how this is the norm? It makes me upset to hear how people get ghosted when all they want is art of their own.

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what a cute GOHAN

Found the cute

Sure , a silly script for a silly Idea.
Blame @anthrobrand.com

13.
Would you pass the Bonk Index Test?
Post your favorite sona + your current Hn level.
Be honest. This is science.

Follow for more furry science.
Next up:
• Yiff Thermodynamics
• Tail-Wag Frequency (TWF)
• The Snug/Yiff Equilibrium Equation™

I'm sorry

12.
Conclusion:
Hn is a reliable unit for thirst mapping.
The e621 constant acts as a behavioral event horizon.
Further study needed on pawpad-induced Hn spikes.

11.
Horni Danger Scale:
• 0–10: Fluffy feelings
• 10–50: 👀
• 50–200: e621 open
• 200–621: Posting cursed art
• 621+: Barking at your screen

10.
Discussion:
• Horni Feedback Loops (HFL) are real
• Plushies reduce Hn by ~1.2/min
• Bonk Threshold = 42 Hn
• Past 1000 Hn = deploy Emergency Yiff Protocol™

9.
Results (avg. Hn values):
• Cute sona: 5.8 Hn
• Shark in latex: 62.1 Hn
• High-effort fanart: 142 Hn
• Seeing your own sona NSFW: 621 Hn
• “Femboy protogen glowing bits”: 899.9 Hn 💀

8.
Methodology:
Sample:
• Con-goers (n = 420)
• Telegram RPers (n = 69)
• Fursuiters with NSFW alts (n = 88)
• Protogen forums (n = ∞)
Tools:
• Scroll tracking
• e621 activity
• Plush density per room

7.
Abstract:
We define the Horni (Hn) as a unit to measure furry degeneracy. Using the e621 Constant (𝑒₆₂₁ = 621 Hn), we establish thresholds, simulate thirst loops, and propose Bonk Protocols for containment.

6.
Scientific Paper:
“Quantifying Horni Intensity in Furry Populations: A Framework Utilizing the e621 Constant”
Authors: my ADHD

5.
Example Stimulus Levels
• Cute sona: 0.3 Hn
• Buff tiger, smug smirk: 1.5 Hn
• “Femboy protogen latex”: 3000 Hn
At that point, plushies won't save you.

4.
Derived Horni Units
• mHn – Slight blush
• kHn – Dangerous simp levels
• Horni-second (Hn·s) – Fleeting impulse
• Bonk Index = Hn / SnugUnits
• Yiffawatts = Art output per Hn energy

3.
Horni Scale
• 0.1 Hn: “They cute.”
• 1 Hn: “Google + ‘shirtless’”
• 10 Hn: “Clearing schedule”
• 100 Hn: “Full degenerate arc”
• 1000+ Hn: You are the problem

2.
Horni (Hn) is based on:
• Stimulus (art, fursona, ref)
• Response (blush, bark)
• Action (Google, e621, commission)
Formula:
1 Hn = 1 Stimulus × 1 Response × 1 Action
Simple. Silly. Precise.

Bored engineer who ran out of ADHD meds

Let's make a silly unit for furries Thread

1.
📏 Introducing the Horni (Hn) – a furry unit of degeneracy.
1 Hn = the minimum amount of thirst required to impulsively open e621 in incognito mode.
Let’s get scientific. 🧪🐾

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