Curious Iguana

It wasn't them that stepped AWAY from diplomacy! Why would they trust the yanks, who have twice bombed them halfway though talks?!

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Ah good! It's just so brilliant.

I promise you, Sam. Stick with it. It is GLORIOUS. They seem utterly hateful, but that's the point of the first few episodes. The biggest and most wonderful redemption.

I think it's one of the most perfect series ever made. You will laugh and you will sob.

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has now achieved the impressive accolade of becoming the first ever presenter of Channel 4's Alternative Christmas Message to have been taken out by an Israeli airstrike.

I mean yes, this should have stayed as a website or YouTube channel.

But still, I can't help but feel you're doing the lord's work here.

Coming soon to Iranian TV

I went to Holmfirth once and witnessed the following conversation in a cafe

"Ere, 'av been meaning t'ask. What this on't menu? Brutch... Brush...

"Bruchetta. It's tomatoes and onion and basil chopped up on top of some cia... Italian bread"

"Oooh. I'll 'av t'soup"

The soft furnishings all look like this. Beige or grey.

Greige ones

I think you mean “panicking immigrants” Ms Oakshott?

I once needed to go for work. I flew in overnight, arrived at 8am, didn't leave the airport, left at 6pm to fly home.

It was an absolute killer and work would have got me a hotel, but that's how much I didn't want to go to Dubai.

That really annoyed me. The rule was everyone had to go. There was a whole thing about that. They then found a holiday and not everyone was there. So I've no idea why that apparently fulfilled the brief.

I think that Oakshott is swanning around pretending to be a Brave War Reporter when the reality is that all the shops and restaurants are open

I would pay

They're gonna have to walk to Calais first

I've been poking around on Reddit and there doesn't appear to be a viable way out. Oman and UAE airports are all closed.

They could conceivably go overland to Riyadh but need a Saudi visa and it's 11 hours across the desert.

The world's worst people are all trapped together.

I don't know what this post is about, but I like to think that the Ayatollah had a lucrative sideline

Oh fuck off, Franklin.

I think they tend to discourage cuddling the animals. I would also like to cuddle the binturong.

Can't be worse than my cat's razor feets. I think it would be fine

I want to cuddle him

He looks soft

Today we saw this tamandua drinking some water. We haven't seen him before. He shares with the armadillos but is normally asleep. Isn't he lovely?

I'm hoping they were in that hotel

I will. Please try not to worry. She's ok.

I may rest fitfully tonight, but will check for updates if I wake in the night

Love Island star Laura Anderson shares update after blasts heard in Dubai Love Island star Laura Anderson has issued an update to fans after explosions were heard in Dubai and across the Middle East

I know the wellbeing of Laura Anderson off of Love Island has been at the forefront of all our minds and deep in our hearts today. Rest assured she is safe. For now. I hope the US plans include a CIA squad to extract her.

Well done

But would anyone notice?