I love it when the kuato of a navel orange is all nice and juicy sweet num num num

Skydance is gonna buy Paramount for $8B, 0.2% of which will go to Trump to settle a dumb lawsuit, and 18.75% of which will go to Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who just emasculated Trump on their first episode of South Park in 2 1/2 years.

How's that feel, Larry Ellison's nepo baby?

She's NOT an easy lover
She'll get a restraining order on you, believe it
Like many others
Before you know it you'll be on a tweet
She's not an easy lover
She'll reject your heart and you will feel it
She's like another
And I'm just trying to make you seethe

H L Mencken said that when you point a finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you.

Yeah, well

When I point my thumb at myself, four fingers are pointing at my monster dong.

Fuck him and the guy who rode in atop him

you can lead a gift horse to water but you can't make him Greek

Retitle a regular film but use porn site titling strategies.

I'll start

Young twins absolutely WRECK old man's gigantic ball after he rides their dad's big shaft

gonna start a betting pool for how long before jim breuer says something absolutely off-the-charts stupid for fox news clout again

First fire pit burn of 2025. AMA

can we tariff the fuck out of shen yun

So goOo on, goOo on
Come on, make me breakfast

Or whatever the Corrs were singing

yeah if your video is TTS captioned over gameplay of someone bouncing around Minecraft I'm just not going to watch it, in fact your internet access should be permanently revoked, sorry gonna have to be a dictator about this one thing specifically

Holy shit. If you have a Denver library card, you can get access to Udemy for free. This is an incredible benefit if you're interested in learning tech skills.

www.denverlibrary.org/udemy

Taco Bell sauce packets are the Buc-ee's billboards of condiments