Michael Kanarek

in the bin

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live James Gandolfini - Saturday Night Live

Makes me think of this, one of my favorite SNL moments when Tina Fey says at the end, “That’s the scariest man I’ve ever been attracted to.” youtu.be/AYGNqUWcOCs?...

The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

“Gagging”

Dunkin’ Announces They No Longer Have Heart To Charge People For Such Depressing Meals CANTON, MA—Stressing that whatever garbage they have on their menu couldn’t possibly be better than what Americans had at home, Dunkin’ officials announced Monday that they no longer have the heart to...

First time since I've worked here where I read a headline and immediately thought "Oh this one's about me 100%."

three cartoon characters standing in front of a purple house with the words one of us ! one of us ! Alt: Three Simpsons characters standing in front of a purple house with the words “One of us! One of us!”

Welcome to the club.

Well, there goes my 126-day streak.

Wordle 1,497 X/6*

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📸 Post the last pic you took of your pet. No cheating.

don't forget

Mothman appreciation!💡🦇

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.

A poster for the movie Together featuring the image of two eyeballs nearly touching with the eyelashes intertwined.

The makers of the upcoming movie Together beg to differ.

Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.

Thanks for the reminder @janemunday.bsky.social. Every summer, I repost this article DROWNING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE DROWNING. To date, I know of FOUR kids who were saved after someone who'd clicked on the link learnt how to spot actual drowning. Take time to read and pass on.

slate.com/technology/2...

Happy birthday! 🎉

This is so fucking good

dropped phone

he locked that down with the Umbrella lip sync

getting better

a cartoon drawing of a person holding a transgender flag with the words trans rights in the background ALT: a cartoon drawing of a person holding a transgender flag with the words trans rights in the background

Just a reminder that, as a gay man, I would not feel even remotely comfortable in a room with TERFs/JKR/LGBAlliance.

They, under no circumstances, represent me or anyone I know.

However, I would happy share any space with my trans friends.

#GWithTheT #Always

YouTube video by KLF The KLF - Justified & Ancient (Official Video)

126. The KLF feat. Tammy Wynette: Justified & Ancient (Stand By The Jams)

youtu.be/XP5oHL3zBDg?...

IT'S SAGITTARIUS SEASON BITCHES get ready for STUBBORNNESS, prepare for COMPASSION and INTENSITY, you are not ready for the WHIMSY and LEADERSHIP, yet LACK OF FOCUS, alongside ENDLESS FUN and RANDOM SIDE QUESTS

If you see this, post a doc

A picture of a gray/brown tabby cat curled up in a window side bed, one paw draped over his face.

Same, Stewart. Same.

Sounds good to me. =)

Yeah, it’s not surprising, but is still disappointing.

And constantly being ignored/erased. The number of times I’ve seen a digital “Ghostbusters collection” for sale that was just 1, 2, and Afterlife … 🤬

While I don’t know the details of your situation, it seems like 3 would be too psychologically damaging to you to be a viable option.

A photo of the covers of the 4K ultra HD releases of the movies Barbie and Oppenheimer.

I didn’t get to have the Barbenheimer experience in movie theaters, but I will get to see them soon.

If you see this, do it.

pronouns: he/him
height: 6'1"
shoe size: 13
smoke: No
tattoos: Yes
piercings: No
fav colour: Blue
fav drink: Iced tea

I seem to always have trouble with delivery, but I do online ordering then go to the store, where they bring it out to my car. It’s great.