Low Mars Orbit

Yes, the days are long, but the years are short.

What a relief that Trump has secured enough MIT grads to replace all the air traffic controllers they fired.

Kirill Dmitriev wants Elon Musk to build a tunnel between Alaska and Russia for $8 billion. The Winter Olympics in Sochi cost $50 billion and consisted of a highway, a few arenas, and a renovated ski lift. Anyone taking this tunnel seriously should see a doctor.

In case Hegseth actually hits a real drug boat, the Colombian narco mob is known for never avenging the killings of their people, they just turn the other cheek.
Wait, why are you relocating to army bases?

The majority of foreign-owned property along the Valencia-to-Alicante coastline is owned by Russians or Russian-controlled companies. Why he’s selling out Spain to people who want to divide the country and create chaos is a question many voters should be asking themselves.

This is what happens when you give guns to civilians: most lack training and any real understanding of threat assessment or firearm safety. I'm confident that none of the regulars at the gun range would shoot an unarmed, non-threatening person. This is manslaughter, not self-defense.

Just like when Trump threatened Myanmar, nothing will happen to Nigeria. It’s just his way of saying that it’s time to buy worthless crypto from the Trump family.

The U.S. foreign policy is the same as the policy of the last person Trump talked to.

He’s obviously never been anywhere near the manufacturing business.

I’m nominating The Onion for the Melania photo of the year award.

Just like when Trump threatened Myanmar, nothing will happen to Nigeria. It’s just his way of telling some of the most corrupt regimes in the world that it’s time to buy worthless crypto from the Trump family.

The entire chain of command should think carefully about whether they want to participate in unlawful executions.

Trump bought the property for $41.35 million and listed it well above market value. Four years later, it was sold to Putin’s associate Rybolovlev for $95 million. This setup also works with fine art, vintage cars, and NFTs.

Attacking a wounded soldier under medical evacuation is a violation of the Geneva Convention, Article 12 .. not that the Russians would care anyway.

Not really. Correction; Just like in 1612, a tsarist dynasty was being created, only this time, replace Romanov with Putin.

Belarus seems completely detached from reality. Their troops would be useless for any peacekeeping mission, either deflecting, acting as a Russian Trojan horse, or both.

If he intended to defend Taiwan and U.S. technology companies, he would say so but he doesn’t see the obvious connection between Taiwan and Wall Street.

Hegseth personally doesn’t know the top generals and can’t really know who to fire or keep. If he got a “who to fire” list from Russia, Lt. Gen. Joe McGee would be among the top ten names on it.

Looks like a reasonably priced mid-tier hotel somewhere in Asia.

Putin said no.

Trump owned Miss Teen USA and Miss USA for almost two decades without owning a fashion brand, so it wasn’t a financially sound investment. However, it did give him access to an unlimited number of girls seeking fame.

He couldn’t lie to the Queen. The Crown had no choice but to cut ties with him. If the people around Trump had any class or honor, they would do the same.

Xi’s body language, choice of words and what he leaves unsaid all convey, “I am not your equal"

Those who promoted the Pizzagate conspiracy theory in 2016, had inside information about Trump’s connection to the Epstein files.

Of all the drugs you can get at CVS, they picked one of the most widely used and well-documented in the history of medicine. Good luck with that lawsuit.

China’s desire to invade Taiwan isn’t so much about reclaiming the remaining part of the real China and putting it under dictatorship, it’s about making Western technology companies completely dependent on China.

If you don’t know where a country is on a map, can’t get its name right, and have never been there, chances are you’ve never solved any conflicts there either.

If you don’t know where a country is on a map, can’t get its name right, and have never been there, chances are you’ve never solved any conflicts there either.

However, there might be an opportunity to fund Javier Milei’s next self-tribute arena concert in Argentina.

When the Taiwanese are terrified, so are Apple, Nvidia, Intel, AMD, and Qualcomm.