Yeah USPS works should be given firearms, but it should be like a number 1 and 2 headband situation from afro samurai. No. 1 gets a 45 and no. 2 gets like a 22 cal per delivery cide area. All other mail ppl in that code are unarmed and can challenge no. 2, but only the no. 2 can challenge the no. 1
01.03.2026 23:43 —
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an onlyfans but it’s just me reading aloud the texts and emails my mother sends me
02.03.2026 00:13 —
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i think i’ll go dig a hole in my backyard and move into it
02.03.2026 00:39 —
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inventor of Triscuits: what if you could eat wicker furniture
01.03.2026 13:03 —
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Some of you are so freaking sexy btw
28.02.2026 23:40 —
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feed me cheese touch my butt and tell me i’m your favorite celestial seasoning
01.03.2026 03:59 —
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I fear I’m one minor inconvenience away from no longer being a perfect angel
01.03.2026 15:27 —
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*sensing a single loose hair somewhere on my body* I am superhuman
01.03.2026 15:58 —
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we live in a barren wasteland oops did i say barren i meant Barron😬
01.03.2026 16:23 —
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aint nothin wrong with that
01.03.2026 16:20 —
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savory mini wheats
01.03.2026 13:55 —
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a bad day fishing is better than a good day suckin dick for crack
01.03.2026 13:10 —
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may i try a bite??? Mmmmm iron 🤤
01.03.2026 13:16 —
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inventor of Triscuits: what if you could eat wicker furniture
01.03.2026 13:03 —
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Umm we are interviewing Junior faculty candidates this week and…
28.02.2026 14:02 —
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genuinely though 😭 not even knowing what you had when you had it 😭
28.02.2026 14:40 —
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so much pain
may come our way
there may come a day
when we have nothing left to say
when the conversation stops
& we're facing our defeat
i'll be next to you
& you'll be right there next to me
28.02.2026 13:53 —
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this is too damn real 😭
28.02.2026 13:50 —
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There should be a word for the pain of knowing you saw a band long before you loved them
28.02.2026 13:48 —
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#king
27.02.2026 22:02 —
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giving up this bussy for lent
18.02.2026 03:37 —
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Getting reposted is like being passed around sexually
30.05.2024 03:49 —
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when life feels too predictable i like to play a lil game called What Happens If I Dont Take My Meds
25.02.2026 18:51 —
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tittymaxxing
25.02.2026 21:41 —
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my condo has no nooks or crannies or interesting architectural details it has all the charm of a pasta charm bracelet your 5 y/o made for you in kindergarten hold on that’s very charming nvm
25.02.2026 21:17 —
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Guy next to me on the bus just smiled sweetly as he stood up and farted in my face.
Aye, people make Glasgow
25.02.2026 12:59 —
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I think we SHOULD radicalize children. Make them cool again, like *real* cool like fuckin siiiiiiiiick
25.02.2026 12:28 —
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work bathroom + uncontrollable crying + someone jiggling the handle = villain origin story
24.02.2026 20:01 —
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My brain has two speeds: saying everything I’ve ever thought with stunning clarity or forgetting basic vocabulary halfway through a sentence.
24.02.2026 18:38 —
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