Dick Springfield @dickspringfield

Ayo girl lemme see what that pie hole do

17.07.2025 02:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tom Homan talks like Biden on Adderall

20.06.2025 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey sorry I was just born does it always feel this bad?

14.06.2025 04:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Combat AI taking our jobs: train it to beat off on company time

05.06.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

EO to change the high note in Happy Birthday to something much lower and more reasonable for most people.

24.03.2025 15:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am the hottest guy at this hot pot establishment.

23.03.2025 01:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not the toughest guy at this Comeback Kid show, but I'll be damned if I'm not the hottest

13.03.2025 02:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only bars I like to go to are the ones where Monster Mash doesn't get skipped no matter how many times my touch tunes plays it

08.03.2025 05:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can I please have the key to the city? Any city will do.

22.02.2025 09:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Only one way to find out

26.01.2025 07:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If Hegseth drafts me I would be such an easy recruit for enemy spies.

25.01.2025 23:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope David Lynch has been reincarnated as an incurable cancerous cell in Elon's brain.

23.01.2025 00:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dick Springfield