I hope you have some dehydration sachets handy
04.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope you have some dehydration sachets handy
04.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How can you be happy when Huertzeler’s so sad?
04.03.2026 22:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0TLDR: he’s a c*nt
04.03.2026 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Principle 1: be a shit manager and general dislikeable c*nt.
Principle 2: wears a shit puffy body warmer.
He’s true to his principles though.
04.03.2026 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
For me it’s this lad
04.03.2026 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When he bought that puffy gillet he loves to wear
04.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Barely
04.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Because Chris Kavanagh is a cunt?
04.03.2026 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember how when Arsenal were fighting for the title with United there was endless hand-wringing about our disciplinary record (despite United not exactly being a team of saints). This is that.
03.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Spot on
01.03.2026 21:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Show some respect mate, his speaking topics include both ’Football Speaker’ and ‘Sports Speaker’. Proper polymath.
01.03.2026 20:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There are some properly moany c*nts around here. And I say that as a pretty glass-half-empty sort of a person. Am I enjoying every game: no. Am I though going to slag off the team after another win in a local derby: again, no. These games aren’t pre-season fucking friendlies. This is high stakes.
01.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you feel this way 7 days ago?
01.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The hearing will take place in two weeks, but then City will tie up the verdict with lawfare and diplomatic shenanigans until after Rohdri has retired.
28.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not going to lie, that level of tidying makes my heart skip a beat 🤓😂
28.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No surprise. It all felt like play-acting at the time!
27.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0100% this
27.02.2026 13:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Another great piece- cheers mate
26.02.2026 13:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No
24.02.2026 10:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i.pinimg.com/originals/a1...
22.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not celebrating. Back in 15.
22.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like it’s at the point where you start thinking it’s an actual yips thing.
22.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Never mind not celebrating because of VAR, now at the point where I won’t be celebrating until a good 10-15 minutes after we score. Come on lads.
22.02.2026 17:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Remember back when we could defend a lead? No, me neither
22.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No Havertz?
22.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Irrelevant in a derby, sadly!!
22.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(due another hiding, in reality…)
21.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So what you’re saying is they’re due
21.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This feels like it is giving no weight to the order of events, which is where I think stats and real life can diverge.
19.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0