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Im constantly under fire for making gazpacho

Anyway—yes, I do also think that David Lynch recognized this and that this is why his portrait of America is fundamentally unrivaled

In a sense, the election of a psychopathic buffoon to the presidency can be understood as the ultimate manifestation of this (barely) latent desire

One of my darkest beliefs is that most of the spiritual sickness of American can be explained by the fact that we are the country that invented and deployed the atom bomb and huge swathes of the population resent that we don’t get to use it whenever we want

Even if this is true wouldn’t this mean that we should trust him more because the Pod Jons are vouching for him as a bona fide lib?

“Nick Shirley” is a perfect dumb guy name

It’s not something the “Hallow App” would tell you, but I cannot stress enough that Clean Monday is one of my absolute favorite days of the year

“I’ll take Wissenschaft for 1000, Alex”

Great song, but he should’ve come out to “Nell’ Aria” instead to help build atmosphere.

Bishop Robert Barron

"Friends, if you are starving because you're out of a job and were kicked off of SNAP benefits; if you're dying of cancer and can't afford treatment; if you're an 8-year-old and no one picks you up at the school bus stop because your parents were just kidnapped and taken to a concentration camp...

She really nailed it at the MAHA inaugural ball

All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.

Parasocial relationships are bad for democracy.

Trump was mid jestergooning when a Foid came and spiked his Cortisol levels

The German mind cannot comprehend an intelligent person who likes other people and eating food

I really don't see people lining up for reservations at all those Scotts-Irish restaurants.

It’s hard to remember now that people used to say Trump was a great poster. Now his internet activity consists in posting gigantic walls of text à la Facebook grandpa that no one reads but everyone talks about via secondhand summary

I blame you for speaking this into existence btw

This is me, but in a doubtless very different kind of way

AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."

I don’t see a problem here

The thing that I’m kind of struck by with Pam Bondi’s performance from yesterday, as I look back in retrospect, is that her embarrassing lashing out looks more than a bit like projection of anger at her own guilty conscience

Drifting toward becoming a draft Ossoff 2028 guy (?) much to my surprise

Trump’s approval is much lower than we’re being told…and elite institutions are too rotten with cowardice to tell you the truth

ENCORE UNE FOIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEWS: A federal grand jury has rejected the Trump regime’s attempt to indict six Democratic members of Congress for posting a video reminding service members of their oath and their duty to refuse illegal orders.

Yeah, well. Imagine how I feel

This is like Irish-Americans being loyal Republicans (both GOP and IRA)

Oh look, another way to be anti-social just dropped

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