Slitheen on Halloween 🎃

Hey cuties xx

LIKEEEEEE

Good. Forever. Just stink it up.

A bearded trashpanda looms over you, hairy belly and huge milk jug bara tits on full display

Alright down there, son? The way you're nuzzling & drooling all over this big furry belly, the ravenous look in your eyes - feeding time again? Wanna latch onto Dad's fat sensitive tits & squeeze these heavy milk jugs, don't you? Go for it, sweetheart #TummyTuesday #Chub #black #bear #beard #nipples

Now let's shut this front door. Nobody else needs to see this... Just you and me~ Feel that claw against your fat skin~

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Whatever the hell I want ;) You'll love it, I promise... Just sit still, little man~

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Gonna come to the door, moon you, sit on you, then show you my real costume... 💚💀

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the weird gay vibes from these two farting in the elevator together and getting so turned on they "get naked" is why I am the way i am btw I'm pretty confident

Erupting like a volcano 24/7, farting literally every second of every day, even while sleeping

Feeling soooooo fkfkkfkf tonight

craving farts

CW:Cleavage Vore

I've been talking a lot about how terrible it'd be for Melvin to be snatched up... And it seems a certain familiar yeen saw an easy opportunity for a nice boost in her assets~

And what a boost indeed, you can see how tight her jacket is getting,

🎨 - @/robomaximillion.bsky.social

Need exactly this, actually 🥴

Cutie xx

Very nice. I always forget you have a photography degree too :3

You giving away cuddles? I have a voucher 🥺💖

of course you would tweet this :3

Panel one: a worried guy says "I hope none of my friends find out about this weird thing I'm into" Panel two: worried guy is surrounded by his relaxed friends. An arrow points to all but one of them saying "is also into that shit". A different arrow points to the last one, who has a chaotic gremlin kinda expression. Their label says "is into even weirder and more fucked up shit".

what having internet friends is like

Waowwwwe,,

It's okay. I just feel sad. I just need to say it and get it out. I keep trying to fix things and it keeps not working.

I keep hoping someone will do me a kindness and they never do. And I shouldn't expect it when I couldn't either. I can't do anything anymore.

Mmm. Feeling rough and a little sad. I'm "already" 24 and I've done nothing with my life. I do nothing. I don't socialise. I don't go out and I don't meet people and I don't feel happy. My job is exhausting. I'm broken and keep needing surgery. I've never kissed anyone. Fuck.

Yessss xx

I am so interminably shy 🥴🫣

Fat Skuntank Farts

"Whuh oh! Seems you walked in on this guy at a bad time. Fella's been brewing a storm in that gut of his and he's just gotta let it out! Hope you don't mind the smell too much."

YEAHHHHHHHHHH

yEAH?

Very tired now...

Fart drones <3

You're so real