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@ibeneser.bsky.social

“She’s MOODY. Now she needs a nap!” Denmark She / Her

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Men insist on pissing standing up, even on a shaky train toilet. Result = rancid piss stink 🤢

14.08.2025 18:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is how I flirt

08.08.2025 21:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

!

22.07.2025 11:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no she DIDN’T 🫢 Not cool, granma!

22.07.2025 10:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Åh, Aage ❤️‍🩹

22.07.2025 09:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kjeld havde HELT sikkert fortjent det.

22.07.2025 09:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kjeld havde nok fortjent det. Med mindre Kjeld var et barn.

22.07.2025 09:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ordered beige sneakers on Vestiaire. They arrived and were baby blue. I’m not mad at all. But I still have no beige sneakers.

22.07.2025 09:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

An absolute monster.

22.07.2025 08:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NB: Warning for extreme grossness!!!

People - presumably boat people - take shits on the quarry alongside the canal in Copenhagen.
You wanna know how I know?
My dog does not want to eat other dogs’ shit. She does want to eat human shit.

22.07.2025 08:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I truly believe Carrie has had a lobotomy. She completely devoid of a personality, almost zombie-like.

21.07.2025 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NO ONE TALKS ABOUT GROCERIES WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX

21.07.2025 16:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good for Seema tho

21.07.2025 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And now, manipulating your partner into dropping her work plans.

21.07.2025 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes Aidan. Between your rage fits, your tone with Kathy and denying your son medicine, it certainly is a mystery how you wound up “the bad guy”

21.07.2025 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All of these throwbacks to the original series are weird considering that the writers seem to have forgotten most of the characters’ personalities

21.07.2025 16:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh okay here we go

21.07.2025 16:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh ffs. Bloody chromecast not working

21.07.2025 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bracing for another episode of #AJLT

21.07.2025 16:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don’t get me wrong, I’ll keep trying and in 5 years’ time I’ll probably be switching email adress and moving all of my files yet again (which is no minor task!!!) because Proton has been bought by Evilcorp™️. It just feels… not only tiring personally but also pointless on a larger scale.

21.07.2025 12:10 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Like when I switched to Tidal because it was majority (black) artist owned and now it’s been mostly bought by a Jack Dorsey-founded company. It feels like we can’t win with this.

21.07.2025 12:07 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Original post on zirk.us

I am about to try and weane myself off of big American tech. It feels like a Sisyphus task. Whenever these smaller new companies with nice values get big enough to actually work with multiple people and devices, they get bought/taken over/corrupted and we’re back to square one. Remember when […]

21.07.2025 12:04 — 👍 0    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Lige kommet hjem fra Island, stadig en uges ferie tilbage. Klar 3’er

21.07.2025 11:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ChatGPT advises women to ask for lower salaries, study finds A new study has found that large language models (LLMs) like ChatGPT consistently advise women to ask for lower salaries than men.

It's a bias amplification engine thenextweb.com/news/chatgpt...

21.07.2025 11:19 — 👍 416    🔁 172    💬 20    📌 33

Jeg har lige fortalt min hund en vittighed om at give hende vand så hun ikke VANDsmægter og svinger mellem at synes jeg er underskattet comedy gold eller at det står seriøst ringe til.

21.07.2025 11:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rogue lejesoldater har også rettigheder ✊🏻

21.07.2025 10:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amen.

21.07.2025 07:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also one of the best songs about mental suffering ever.

20.07.2025 20:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hvad jeg iø ikke vidste før @ibeneser.bsky.social skrev det et sted den anden dag: “fra floden til havet” er i Likuds originale partiprogram. Så det er (også) et zionistisk begreb. Som Trine Mach sagde i en bisætning i Deadline: fra floden til havet har mange betydninger.

08.07.2025 05:54 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Just been to an airport bookstore and this felt like years and years of @ifbookspod.bsky.social material

20.07.2025 20:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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