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HellerKeller

@rellekjc.bsky.social

40s. Homosexual. Ohio. Constant state of WTF. Humor is life!

164 Followers  |  103 Following  |  26 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024
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The Bolton raid should chill you: my emergency video (full video linked)

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22.08.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 13767    πŸ” 4575    πŸ’¬ 1058    πŸ“Œ 289
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Probably my last summer cut! May grow it out again this winter… Maybe. 🀣

20.08.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

13.08.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 32878    πŸ” 10497    πŸ’¬ 953    πŸ“Œ 400

I hope the next realm doesn’t suck as much as this one. Cuz this one like really sucks.

09.08.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Follow up post: #storms #BSE

27.07.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just soak in all the energy I can from storms. β˜”οΈ

27.07.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am just shocked. Shocked I say. 🀣

23.07.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My onion looks titerrific #tition

17.07.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My apparent summer look 🀣

13.07.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s totally real 🀣

14.06.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy #Pride y’all!

14.06.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just. Lordy. I am living for this divorce 🀣🀣 #notenoughpopcorn #fuckthemboth

05.06.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My #gaypowers have been restored!

22.05.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welp.

04.05.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This dude is 100% gay. And 100% asshole. You can’t convince me otherwise either way 🀣

02.05.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I adore her!

02.05.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gorgeous weather lends to more puppy time ❀️

15.04.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have 3 branches of federal government. Usually, if one is not working properly, the other 2 can step in.

Have we ever had another time in our nation's history when *none* of the branches were working?

Yes, the judiciary seemed prepared to step into the breach--until SCOTUS ruined things again.

09.04.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 15512    πŸ” 3405    πŸ’¬ 451    πŸ“Œ 129
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We definitely don’t deserve dogs. But I’m thankful they’re here ❀️

07.04.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi!

05.04.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Introspective or something

28.03.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like, we better be in a simulation or something. Cuz this reality shit is WHACK

21.02.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My WTFometer has been like off the fucking WTFcharts.

21.02.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus fucking christ.

19.02.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I’m in purgatory. But with like all the other good people

29.01.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coffee tariffs are a great excuse for Panera to bring back the cardiac arrest lemonade tho

27.01.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5574    πŸ” 532    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 46

Fuck him and everyone who supports him.

22.01.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll be here and not on FB or IG for at least the foreseeable future. Also will be tuned into #HGTV all day!

20.01.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some things considered, I’m in a good place in life

15.01.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I’m think I’m gonna like it here… #Xodus

15.11.2024 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0