Planarwalk 🏳️‍⚧️

I always try to have 2 jars of crushed garlic available for any reason (including for making garlic bread, but also for putting copious amounts of garlic into my meals)

it's more garlic buns, I just had some buns that need to be used :T

Cooking garlic bread in the adhd oven, I mean air frier, because the oven broke

Why has this prediction gained a bunch of attention? They never actually take place

If you're a guy, and don't suck my dick, you're gay.

Too bad I'm not letting you suck it.

In the past, people used to complain about feeling empty, but thanks to modern innovation, that emptiness has been filled with microplastics.

a man in a suit and tie says 1a in front of a group of people ALT: a man in a suit and tie says 1a in front of a group of people

It's a superman reference

Bottoms when they hook up with an obedient kinky top:
1A! 1A! 1A!

Depends, if you fetishize trans people, then yes, but if you don't then no.

Trans people can be chasers, but usually the t4t people I meet don't seem like they are. Usually they just find trans people are safer to be around.

Everything reminds me of her... 😭

Can someone help me understand what happens to the people sent to El Salvador at the end of their sentence?

Are they sent back to their country of origin? Do they stay in El Salvador? Do they even have an end of their sentence?

The US is a country that often forgets that other countries exist, but when they remember that fact, they get mad about it

I was too eepy to be visible -_-

Woah, I'm a girl now

I did not expect flirting to turn into a debate over the shape of the boob

Seriously: arrest him. The governor should have state police arrest him and charge him with election fraud. Then immediately hold a press conference explaining you arrested someone for committing election fraud and will continue to do so. Just fucking arrest him already. You can actually do this

This is coming soon...

Help, I'm with a cute girl who won't stop kissing me x333333

I think YouTube music is trying to diagnose me with autism

Damn, and here I thought I was a vampire.

I think they don't want their partners to find out about positions other than missionary

I mean, cats are cuter and tend to have far more personality

Hmmm, I can't see me in your perspective, am I a ghost?

You find yourself in a 24 hour timeloop, and the only way to break it is by dying (you will somehow survive) which will cement that loop in place, but you do not know that your death is what will break the timeloop.

How do you think you'll die?

Just remember, capes are really good for making dastardly escapes, especially if the person doing so has stolen you or your cape

I challenge you to a blood fight!

Yeah, I was thinking impeachment would be the only thing that "could" happen, but Republicans won't care that the president is blatantly breaking the law.

So, let's say all the courts rule against trumps executive order, then Trump just ignores the ruling.

What, if any, repercussions would there be?

Because as far as I understand it, he could just say it's an official act, and not face any consequences due to presidential immunity.

People don't realize this, but Heisenberg's uncertainty principle is crucial for understanding why the pentagon fails audits.

The principle states that you can only know where a particle is OR how fast it's moving.

The pentagon knows how fast their money is moving, so they can't know where it is.

Apparently I took HRT that turned me into a puppy, so it's not that HRT