Eddie

me at the interview: yea i can totally stand for hours at a time ndb. it'll be great.

also me: hasn't stood for longer than 30 consecutive minutes since July 2024

a woman in a suit and tie has the words wait what written on her face ALT: a woman in a suit and tie has the words wait what written on her face

I'm so far removed from romance I keep being comically shocked it's valentines day. Oops?

Our current health care system is not designed to provide quality care to all people.

It is designed to make huge profits for insurance & drug companies.

In that sense, the system is working very well.

But it is not working for the average American.

We need Medicare for All.

A car's center console with an aftermarket cupholder organizer newly installed. A bottle of caramel-flavored protein shake is in the cupholder. The tray above holds a purple and black device and a blue lighter. Behind the console, a bright yellow reusable shopping bag and a colorful pillow are visible on the passenger seat.

I've wanted one of these cup holders for ages but theyre so stupid i couldn't justify spending money on one; someone posted one in my local Buy Nothing and delivered it to me, and honestly im obsessed 😅 ♡♡
plz ignore my filthy car, I am but a gremlin ( ・－・)

The Care and Feeding of Donald Trump Two world leaders just demonstrated how to beat Trump at his own game, and others should follow their lead

Mexico and Canada just gave a masterclass in handling Trump: let him brag, give him a face-saving win, and walk away having conceded nothing. The Big Picture unpacks how this strategy could keep him in check on the world stage.

YouTube video by Djo - Topic Basic Being Basic

DJO PUT OUT NEW MUSIC AND NO ONE FUCKING TOLD ME

The secret to not spending any money grocery shopping is to go when you're so nauseous standing makes you sweat.

me, getting ready to leave: oh it won't matter that I'm wearing this unitard as underwear, I'm only seeing one person and im wearing like 43 layers

me, naked in the bathroom at my therapists office: it matters.

Having never lived in a world without them, The Blue Man Group announcing their final concert on the cusp of the Trump Presidency feels ominously like the dolphins singing goodbye.

Also why do people get behind you clearly going slowly in the slow lane and then get mad that you're going slow in the slow lane!?! There are other lanes dude, why do you need this one!

I need the people that aggressively flew past me while I was going under the speeding limit in that extremely thick fog that I was blasting just the most insane edm

Like the sound of someone doing 90+ in the car of someone doing 53 at best

H5N1 Bird Flu Spreads Rapidly Through California Dairy Herds

The USDA has confirmed that five more dairy herds in California are infected, bringing the total number to 732.

As of now, 74% of the state's dairy herds have tested positive for the virus.

So my therapist gave me homework to figure out my enneagram.

I don't think it's supposed to be this hard 😅

Any recommendations for podcasts? People? Articles?