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Latest posts by spiderbitch.bsky.social on Bluesky

Of course you can!

23.02.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good, now I suggest you sleep with one eye open

23.02.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Be afraid

23.02.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm totally down for committing crimes today, and honestly this one would be fun sooooo- murder it is-

23.02.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

HALF OF THAT IS A DELIVERY FEE HELL NO GO THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU YOURSELF

22.02.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck it I'm down for murder

22.02.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take care of yourself, rest up

04.02.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LISTEN-
@elonmuskbabyreal.bsky.social
@animeluvrhanzo.bsky.social
@cyrilwins.bsky.social

THIS IS NOT HOW WE TREAT EACH OTHER! WE'RE A TEAM DAMNIT!! TEAMS ARE NOT MENT TO ACT LIKE THIS- OR HURT EACH OTHER!!!

04.02.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cyclops, we're not supposed to say that about ANYONE in the group! The fuck is wrong with you!? We're supposed to support each other!

04.02.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

NOBODY NEEDS TO BE BEATING UP ANYONE

04.02.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GOTH PUNKS Y'ALL PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW OR I'M KICKING YOU ALL OFF THE WIFI

04.02.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WE ARE NOT EUTHANIZING HIM

04.02.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HI- EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

04.02.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I WENT TO GO GET SUPPLIES- WTF DID I COME BACK TO!?

04.02.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#1 boss? That's sweet of you Alucard

03.02.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know who you are dork, but nice of you to introduce yourself

03.02.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So uh- apparently talking about being Goth Punk caused my post to blow up cuz idfk who half the people who liked my post are-

So to any random Goth Punks who stumble on this post, I guess introduce yourself plz?

03.02.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a problem Alucard

03.02.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WHO THE FUCK IS RANDY????

02.02.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I already scheduled it, it's next week

02.02.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know how to defend you on this one Hanzo-

02.02.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very proud of you for feeling comfortable enough to come out

02.02.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They can date him if it makes them happy, remember he's not our only enemy.. he's a public enemy

02.02.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ight, my dear lovely Goth Punk.. PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

NO MORE BITING
NO MORE PUNCHING
NO TELEPATHICALLY THROWING
NONE OF IT-

Unless it's to our enemies.. so NOT EACH OTHER

@animeluvrhanzo.bsky.social
@cyrilwins.bsky.social
@elonmuskbabyreal.bsky.social

02.02.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You realize I can read all your messages

02.02.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HEY- TONE IT DOWN

02.02.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apologize to Alucard

02.02.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HANZO WE JUST TALKED ABOUT BITING

02.02.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No problem Hanzo

02.02.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want nothing to do with your boyfriend, so.. there's that-

02.02.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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