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Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Shadowy Cuckoo Clocks
2. Stronghold of Nothingness

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Shadowy Cuckoo Clocks 2. Stronghold of Nothingness

Update #111 from GPS III-SV05 (TOP SECRET)

1. Shadowy Cuckoo Clocks
2. Stronghold of Nothingness

20.02.2026 05:51 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Light Embankment
2. Ash Site
3. Gothic Emperor Vehicles

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Light Embankment 2. Ash Site 3. Gothic Emperor Vehicles

Update #213 from Zuma (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Light Embankment
2. Ash Site
3. Gothic Emperor Vehicles

20.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Sorrow Launch Site
2. Chamber of Furries

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Sorrow Launch Site 2. Chamber of Furries

Transmission #37776 from NROL-111 (UNCLASSIFIED)

1. Sorrow Launch Site
2. Chamber of Furries

19.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 10    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Liminal Stronghold of Baby Teeth
2. Meta Trench

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Liminal Stronghold of Baby Teeth 2. Meta Trench

Transmission #14105 from FalconSAT-8 (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Liminal Stronghold of Baby Teeth
2. Meta Trench

19.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Purple Kitchen Sink Lighthouse
2. Organic Inscriptions

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Purple Kitchen Sink Lighthouse 2. Organic Inscriptions

Dispatch #6567 from FalconSAT-8 (TS/SCI)

1. Purple Kitchen Sink Lighthouse
2. Organic Inscriptions

19.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Tiny Absence
2. Office of Found Footage
3. Fiestaware Anti-Matter Facility

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Tiny Absence 2. Office of Found Footage 3. Fiestaware Anti-Matter Facility

Manifest #8872 from GPS III-SV05 (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Tiny Absence
2. Office of Found Footage
3. Fiestaware Anti-Matter Facility

19.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 15    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Gothic Starfish
2. Archive of Starfish
3. Crystal Echoes Treatment Plant

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Gothic Starfish 2. Archive of Starfish 3. Crystal Echoes Treatment Plant

Dispatch #40305 from Topaz 3 (USAP)

1. Gothic Starfish
2. Archive of Starfish
3. Crystal Echoes Treatment Plant

19.02.2026 11:51 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Unmanned Hyenas
2. Abattoir of Telescopes

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Unmanned Hyenas 2. Abattoir of Telescopes

Manifest #1931 from NROL-111 (TOP SECRET)

1. Unmanned Hyenas
2. Abattoir of Telescopes

19.02.2026 08:51 — 👍 18    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 3
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Lost Clocks
2. Glittering Fossils
3. Dreams of Microscopes

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Lost Clocks 2. Glittering Fossils 3. Dreams of Microscopes

IMINT #803 from NROL-129 (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Lost Clocks
2. Glittering Fossils
3. Dreams of Microscopes

19.02.2026 05:51 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Diamond Apps
2. Antique Paper Railway
3. Coven of Unknown Ham Sandwiches

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Diamond Apps 2. Antique Paper Railway 3. Coven of Unknown Ham Sandwiches

SIGINT #3778 from NROL-129 (CLASSIFIED)

1. Diamond Apps
2. Antique Paper Railway
3. Coven of Unknown Ham Sandwiches

18.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Molten Runway
2. Container Ship of Vaccines

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Molten Runway 2. Container Ship of Vaccines

SIGINT #48683 from Zuma (TS/SCI)

1. Molten Runway
2. Container Ship of Vaccines

18.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 2
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Apocryphal Shipwrecks
2. Ligma Railway

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Apocryphal Shipwrecks 2. Ligma Railway

Transmission #41097 from NROL-129 (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Apocryphal Shipwrecks
2. Ligma Railway

18.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 29    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 1
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Tired Ricin
2. Stack of Salads

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Tired Ricin 2. Stack of Salads

Manifest #56079 from FalconSAT-8 (USAP)

1. Tired Ricin
2. Stack of Salads

18.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Tired Runes Camp
2. Tower of Non-Fungible Tokens
3. Pataphysical Treatment Plant

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Tired Runes Camp 2. Tower of Non-Fungible Tokens 3. Pataphysical Treatment Plant

IMINT #812 from █████ ███████ ██ (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Tired Runes Camp
2. Tower of Non-Fungible Tokens
3. Pataphysical Treatment Plant

18.02.2026 11:51 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Pirated Spirits
2. Staircase of Paper
3. Buried Molasses

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Pirated Spirits 2. Staircase of Paper 3. Buried Molasses

SIGINT #2700 from █████ ███████ ██ (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Pirated Spirits
2. Staircase of Paper
3. Buried Molasses

18.02.2026 08:51 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Welsh Rabbit Center
2. Jade Standing Desk Depot

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Welsh Rabbit Center 2. Jade Standing Desk Depot

Update #2135 from FalconSAT-8 (USAP)

1. Welsh Rabbit Center
2. Jade Standing Desk Depot

18.02.2026 05:51 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Reservoir of Fiery Edibles
2. Antique Gyroscopes
3. Boundless Weather

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Reservoir of Fiery Edibles 2. Antique Gyroscopes 3. Boundless Weather

SIGINT #955 from NROL-129 (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Reservoir of Fiery Edibles
2. Antique Gyroscopes
3. Boundless Weather

18.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Well of Subsonic Ring Lights
2. Pyramid of Ferrets
3. Pagan Under Construction

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Well of Subsonic Ring Lights 2. Pyramid of Ferrets 3. Pagan Under Construction

IMINT #5813 from NROL-82 (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Well of Subsonic Ring Lights
2. Pyramid of Ferrets
3. Pagan Under Construction

17.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Moist White Noise
2. Hail Runway

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Moist White Noise 2. Hail Runway

Update #9727 from █████ ███████ ██ (UNCLASSIFIED)

1. Moist White Noise
2. Hail Runway

17.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Cryptic Panda Bear Convention
2. Cybertruck Doomscrolling Simulation

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Cryptic Panda Bear Convention 2. Cybertruck Doomscrolling Simulation

IMINT #047 from RASR-2 (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Cryptic Panda Bear Convention
2. Cybertruck Doomscrolling Simulation

17.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Mountain of Sewage
2. Cosmic Source of Hallelujah Covers
3. Liminal Webkinz Exhibit

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Mountain of Sewage 2. Cosmic Source of Hallelujah Covers 3. Liminal Webkinz Exhibit

Transmission #4271 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED)

1. Mountain of Sewage
2. Cosmic Source of Hallelujah Covers
3. Liminal Webkinz Exhibit

17.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Future Palisade
2. BDSM Launch Pads
3. WWII Dugout

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Future Palisade 2. BDSM Launch Pads 3. WWII Dugout

IMINT #908 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED)

1. Future Palisade
2. BDSM Launch Pads
3. WWII Dugout

17.02.2026 11:51 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Abandoned Arena
2. Fanatic Scissors Corral
3. Frozen Tortoises

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Abandoned Arena 2. Fanatic Scissors Corral 3. Frozen Tortoises

IMINT #9694 from FalconSAT-8 (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Abandoned Arena
2. Fanatic Scissors Corral
3. Frozen Tortoises

17.02.2026 08:51 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Electric Energy

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Electric Energy

Transmission #531 from GPS III-SV05 (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Electric Energy

17.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. L'IL Gods
2. Labyrinth of Sacred Horse Dewormer
3. Pataphysical Coven of Mars

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. L'IL Gods 2. Labyrinth of Sacred Horse Dewormer 3. Pataphysical Coven of Mars

Dispatch #2127 from Topaz 3 (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. L'IL Gods
2. Labyrinth of Sacred Horse Dewormer
3. Pataphysical Coven of Mars

16.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Unstable Baby Doll Commissary
2. Diamond Baby Dolls

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Unstable Baby Doll Commissary 2. Diamond Baby Dolls

IMINT #256 from Zuma (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Unstable Baby Doll Commissary
2. Diamond Baby Dolls

16.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 18    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 2
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Unnameable Cheat Codes
2. Legendary Termite Bridge

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Unnameable Cheat Codes 2. Legendary Termite Bridge

MASINT #680 from Zuma (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Unnameable Cheat Codes
2. Legendary Termite Bridge

16.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Unearthly Lubricant Cathedral
2. Shattered Mambo

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Unearthly Lubricant Cathedral 2. Shattered Mambo

Manifest #301 from FalconSAT-8 (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Unearthly Lubricant Cathedral
2. Shattered Mambo

16.02.2026 11:51 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. 500-Year-Old Prison of Milk
2. Snow Armory
3. Unstable Cage of Plastic

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. 500-Year-Old Prison of Milk 2. Snow Armory 3. Unstable Cage of Plastic

Dispatch #97810 from NROL-111 (USAP)

1. 500-Year-Old Prison of Milk
2. Snow Armory
3. Unstable Cage of Plastic

16.02.2026 08:51 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Cistern of Heat Domes

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Cistern of Heat Domes

Manifest #932 from GPS III-SV05 (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Cistern of Heat Domes

16.02.2026 05:51 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0