Marvel's 3rd 1st Gay Extra

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

We gotta stop being even remotely nice about this man.

I hope he gets struck by lightning. I hope everyone who'd consider voting for him gets a rash.

I think about it every Olympic year and quite frankly I hope people bug him about it every time too.

If twitter was still twitter I'd be on their bringing it up any damn time The Daily Beast brought up the Olympics.

At least it sounds like this year they aren't outing athletes!

I will never forgive or forget, Daily Beast & Nico Hines. Fucking NEVER!

It also banks on a lot of absurd plans panning out, so I could see where that might also be a turn off.

Death Note works best if you consider he's like the most libertarian man getting told he's God's favorite child, & then he slowly builds his own guillotine. It's a villain story, which just isn't something you see often.

i wonder about a universe in which Melora got to be a recurring character, but (i say this with love) no one should have to date Julian Bashir (except the lizard man, who Gets It)

You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, vote for my party.

liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky

a cartoon cat is being petting by two hands and the word socute is on the bottom . ALT: a cartoon cat is being petting by two hands and the word socute is on the bottom .

Those scraggy socks

The DJ round though, hooo boy.There were so many clues I felt I knew but just wasn’t quite sure enough to buzz, especially after jusssst missing the second DD (if only I had literally 1-2 more seconds!) So after missing that, I told myself to hold back and NOT NEG. I really didn’t want to go red as I found it challenging to get in when we all knew the answer. There was no guarantee I’d pick up enough buzzes to claw my way back. As the game got down to the wire I looked at the scores and realized I didn’t have enough ground to overtake them. And with the difficulty of DJ I thought the odds of me being the sole solve on FJ were basically nil. But they were verrrrry close to one another. So my best chance was to try to force a tie, as them each having to bet it all was my only path to victory. For the last few clues I held back, watching them volley. Then, with two clues remaining the scores were 7200, 7600 with $800 in play. I knew I HAD to get one of the last two $400 clues to leave the right amount on the board. Somehow the buzzer gods smiled on me, and I managed to nab the second to last clue, then didn’t buzz on the final clue, just praying Isaac got it instead of Josh

Okay but she posted on Reddit after the broadcast that she realized partway through Double Jeopardy that this was her only way to win, and started deliberately picking clues/buzzing in to maximize the odds that they would be tied going into Final. Absolute galaxy brain.

a video game character , luigi , is dancing on a stage with ghosts in the background . Alt: a video game character , luigi , is dancing on a stage with ghosts in the background .

I think Luigi is just skanking.

If you don't like Capt. Ake...

the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

Socks

Tawny Newsome said Deep Space Nine is silly and people are losing their minds. She's uh... she's right. Cry more, nerds.

Sitting in the break room with the new guy & suddenly his grindr alert goes off and he looks at me with terror in his eyes.

"I don't use it for that, I just talk to guys on it"

Ok sis, I wasn't going to say anything, but NOW you made it weird.

Discreetly blocked him before he saw me + my man 😬

I got this in a Hickman humble bundle, still have to finish it but man it is great.

Think Thick on Thursday

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Get that baby away from Chris Evans, I’ve seen Snowpiercer

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

He's just like me fr fr

In an official statement, the Justice Department reported that the tape “no longer sparked joy”

Hmm, looking over his credits I would say this is likely very up to snuff with his own personal work

😩 Not even the one with the coolest gundams, the future fucking sucks.

So like, he's going to fuck in a white tank top orrrr?

A new maintenance guy last year was like "what do you mean that machine has been broken for 2 months? No one said anything?" No they never do!

He has since become my favorite maintenance guy. And he's a short king in glasses 🙂‍↕️