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@testudodave.bsky.social

All-county recorder in 5th grade. Maryland Terps, Ravens, and O’s tweeter. Probably politics too.

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Latest posts by testudodave.bsky.social on Bluesky

Is this front office marketing staff hell bent on finding every single possible way to piss off fans? If they go back to the ornithologically correct bird I will lose my shit

26.08.2025 20:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Edit this to say “who is Elias going to trade” now

25.07.2025 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not saying it’s fair, but it’s not a *great* look that the Mariners figured out how to hit the second they fired their hitting coach last year and that their assistant hitting coach went to the Orioles over the offseason.

06.05.2025 21:23 — 👍 31    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 2

Orioles Magic, feel it happen!

05.04.2025 22:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Terps moved up to 11th in Kenpom, now 29th in offense and stay at 6 in defense

15.03.2025 01:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations to @schumer.senate.gov and the others who just played into the hands of an insane dictator who just said it's illegal for cnn and msnbc to criticize him

14.03.2025 22:04 — 👍 20907    🔁 4990    💬 686    📌 174
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Maryland’s Kenpom profile before tonight’s game against Illinois. Wonder where it is after.

15.03.2025 00:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2
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John Feinstein, 1955-2025

14.03.2025 21:24 — 👍 45    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 0

It’s not a fucking business, it’s a service

14.03.2025 21:30 — 👍 22    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

No no, don’t do that. Don’t give at all. Change your affiliation to independent. Show Dems how many people are ready to walk away. It’s not just Chuck, there is a TOTAL lack of leadership in this party beyond him, no direction, no strategy, when they knew what was coming for months.

14.03.2025 21:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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@captmarkkelly.bsky.social: "When I was flying combat missions over Iraq in 1991, I didn't think there was some snotty nosed teenager in South Africa that was going to call me a traitor."

14.03.2025 21:30 — 👍 17454    🔁 3645    💬 265    📌 117

The provision of the 14th amendment that the Supreme Court unanimously wrote out of the constitution existed for a reason. Its drafters knew what would happen if you allowed insurrectionists back into power.

14.03.2025 20:57 — 👍 32239    🔁 7269    💬 614    📌 206
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Duane Simpkins Says Despite Being Passed Over For Maryland Assistant Jobs, He Reached Out To Mark Turgeon For Help In PL Title Season - GlennClarkRadio.com American coach and former Terps guard joined GCR Friday to discuss PL title...

ICYMI American coach and Maryland legend Duane Simpkins joined us to discuss their run to the PL title and the help he got from Mark Turgeon despite being passed over three times for MD assistant jobs...

14.03.2025 19:53 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck Chuck Schumer

Clap clap clapclapclap

14.03.2025 19:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Switch your voter registration to independent

14.03.2025 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would be good to get #FuckChuck trending

14.03.2025 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No Dem in the Senate should vote for this CR (continuing resolution).

Make sure everyone knows where Republicans’ priorities lie. 👇

14.03.2025 18:37 — 👍 2950    🔁 1029    💬 76    📌 29

Hi everyone 👋🏼 I’ve been covering the saga of the Key Bridge since the night it happened. Would anyone happen to have any leads on any type of community based events surrounding the one year anniversary, such as a vigil or memorial event?

Get in touch 👇🏼

Kaitlin.newman@thebaltimorebanner.com

14.03.2025 19:20 — 👍 13    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

In case you’re wondering, you can’t even get a person on the phone in spineless @schumer.senate.gov ‘s office right now. Left a voicemail calling him a spineless fraud and encouraged him to resign if he doesn’t have the testicular fortitude to stand up to this Administration during a crisis.

14.03.2025 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Meet Gracie Himes, age 20.

Her goal: Fight cancer by developing new medicines.

On March 3, her dreams were shattered when Trump admin cuts hit West Virginia University, which rescinded her PhD program offer.

www.wsj.com/us-news/educ...

14.03.2025 13:19 — 👍 4400    🔁 1520    💬 180    📌 185

A friend of mine made an interesting suggestion- registered Democrats who are angry and frustrated with current Dem leadership should change their party affiliation from Dem to independent so they can see quickly how many people want change in their lack of strategy.

14.03.2025 13:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Schumer is Mr. Burns when he pinch hits for Darryl Strawberry in the softball game for Homer.

“It's what smart managers do to win ball games"

14.03.2025 02:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.

Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.

Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.

TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121

12.03.2025 14:19 — 👍 54497    🔁 18896    💬 2604    📌 1945
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Please pick up your phones and call your senators…

13.03.2025 23:21 — 👍 107    🔁 70    💬 11    📌 6

every time Ds vote to not need the filibuster or to cave in to avoid a shutdown, I'm just reminded of all the times we couldn't nuke the filibuster because it would we might need it, and didn't abolish the debt ceiling or do standing appropriations to abolish (most) shutdowns when we could have

14.03.2025 00:58 — 👍 795    🔁 163    💬 13    📌 3
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JD Vance gets booed heavily by the crowd at The Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C. tonight 👇🏻

14.03.2025 01:07 — 👍 203    🔁 27    💬 12    📌 1
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I'm taking a top secret project break to make Dumpster Fires for my sisters (and myself). Tuesday, I finished up number 3 while at Stitchin in the Stacks at the Severna Park Library. I love getting to hang out there with the most amazing librarians, and I love making fun things for people I love.❤️❤️❤️

14.03.2025 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

This is the one bullet Democrats have and they’re taking the gun and pointing it in their own fucking mouth

14.03.2025 00:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chuck Schumer will be coming to the Central Branch Enoch Pratt Library in Baltimore on Monday, March 17th at 7pm to give a book talk. Expect protests.

14.03.2025 00:19 — 👍 11    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 1

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