Lauren 💜

just got an ad for an app called "death clock ai" that "tells you when you'll die".....now why the fuck would i want that

imagine buying an italian villa with all of your friends........the dream....

cant lie i absolutely love dressing in pink and putting hearts on things

yayyy just finished up my sake wset level 1 course!

i need more people to follow hmmmm

really infuriating that project 2025 was this giant republican collab policy playbook, literally said "hey guys we're gonna do this shitty stuff" then for some reason most trump voters said "haha no ofc they're not really gonna do that!"

like please don't act shocked :/

entering a very weird period of the kind of music im listening to

was so happy to see sza last night, wish she was in a little more but omg she deserves so much

same. i am both a silly 18 year old girl and a 50 year old woman at the same time

i wish the javascript community liked upkeeping libraries more than they liked creating them

i have no shame in constant posting on here bc i have like 10 followers soooo you’re gonna get all my thoughts

lowkey want to start a blog, or a vlog. im such a good yapper. the question is what would i yap about

drowning my sorrows in fine dining tonight- all i know now is fine dining...and breathing

i got a book on clearance that has pretty mixed/bad reviews, my fave being:

"the main character gives updates on the brands of clothes he is wearing, just like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, except if Patrick Bateman sucked."

gonna be a good read

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

this email subject is absolutely me trying to talk football

really want to like do more and push it to the next level with food and bev....but not sure where to go from here 🤔 i need like a creativity day or something

listening to the tortured poets department makes me think of my trip to japan last year....and then i start thinking about going to live on a tea farm

the thing that makes switching social platforms inaccessible is building the initial follow graph- it's hard to rebuild what you had/find what you want to follow again

i guess high school reunions don't happen anymore lol

anything thomas pynchon

i got a zojirushi water boiler for christmas.....game changer for my tea drinking

omg i’ve gone viral!!!!

But on the note of books- I just finished reading Murakami's latest novel, The City and its Uncertain Walls. I really thoroughly enjoyed it, I haven't read Murakami in quite some time.

man really can't go one book without talking about a 16 year old girl's "swelling chest" tho

Kinda wanna just talk about books or something on here but I have like 4 followers lmao

there's nothing more beautiful than a day without meetings

lost the cap to the dayquil so i’ve just been taking swigs right from the bottle

buy anotherrrrr 👀👀👀👀

having to spend all day in a room with elon musk must be worse than prison

omg i LOVE these