Alison Grinter Allen

If I can’t unionize Claude then it’s not conscious, next question

Three times the size of Texas should be in there.

Glad you asked. Do you like global destabilization and imminent recession? No?
Do you like explodey videos with a cool soundtrack? Um. No? Ok but do you like living in a country with credibility and international soft power? Oh damn. I was hoping you wouldn’t like that one.

So let me get this straight ...

1. US bombs Iran
2. Oil price goes up a bit, benefitting Russia's petrostate
3. Russia gives Iran targeting info
4. Oil price shoots WAY up
5. US unsanctions Russian oil

“I knew that Trump would disassemble the entire constitution and dissolve every shred of what makes our country decent, but that still wasn’t enough for me to suggest I’d stop funding genocide.”
Cool.

Did they mean Black evangelicals? Because they’re actually pretty chill and I would trust them with a bigger slice of the pie for sure.

Riding in a golf cart fatly is actually my retirement plan.

The news is old and the people they’re talking about are Austin area constituents of his state rep district.

How did the New York Times become so reliably skeptical of trans rights but absolutely horny for war and polyamory?
These are not opinions for serious grown ups.

Ok but no lies! That’s canon!

Other than that it was a great plan.🙄

“At least Dick Cheney was competent at doing illegal war!” was a phrase I never anticipated saying.

www.discourseblog.com/p/nobody-wan...

“We thought we were living in a politically neutral slave state.”

Decapitation strikes don’t work.

People who treat other people as disposable NPCs in their professional lives also treat people like disposable NPCs in their personal lives.
There’s no distraction. There’s only respect-washing.

this isn't a distraction from epstein class pedophilia it's an expression of the epstein class worldview

I don’t think he’s done even one NOT CRIME since taking office last year.

We’re trying to unseat the government. So we bomb a girls’ school in the middle of class.
Surely the protesters will see that we are here to save them.

I’m running for judge in a state that has the death penalty. I’m morally troubled by the death penalty but I have to be able to swear to uphold the law. So when anyone asks me about the death penalty, I take a deep breath and think about Stephen Miller.

Hey has anyone checked to see if the 13 year old he raped is still alive?

Regret to inform America’s moms. You may have to lose children over this. So sad. But the Dow is at 50,000 so. You understand.

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

She’s doing great if you understand what the goal is.

Absolutely you are crushing this parent thing! Bless her and her beautiful spirit! You have hit the baby jackpot!!

My 8th grader wasn’t allowed to join the walk out against ICE today and so decided to lead a sit down strike and march around the school. Then the chancellor said they needed to be punished — and forbidden to do extracurriculars. That meant no Much Ado performance! OVERTURNED.

She killed it!

The global wellness industry, at $6.2 trillion a year, is 4 times larger than the global pharmaceutical industry.

I am just watching the John Oliver about Twitter and I’m compelled to tell you because I burned my account when I quit it. I used to be extremely funny on twitter.

Paul Kagame is genuinely one of the most evil people of the 21st century and a lot of people don't realize it because they don't take Africa seriously