Bea

Hot tip: you’ll never lose the game if you dissociate hard enough

I always forget to check the backgrounds of selfies I post until after the fact but I think we good

Also, I love VS but holy shit, an xl should not be this snug. I’m not a super thin gal but I’m not super overweight either and I couldn’t even squeeze into the large

Lighting sucks but I didn’t miss with the makeup today

If you view trans women as a threat to your womanhood, what you require is more security in your femininity, not the suffering of trans women as vindication for your discomfort. That is your cross to bear, not ours.

Hang in there, queen

I accidentally friended a stranger on snap thinking they were my friend’s sister and now we talk like every day. I used to have such a hard time making meaningful connections and now I have a fiancée and friendships just fall into my lap. Could’ve used that luck sooner but I’m grateful to now ❤️

Who hasn’t, honestly? I just thought my favorite fishing spot needed a fish crib so I don’t know what everyone was so huffy about

Boneless wings are superior- they’re less work and more meat

My transition goal is inexplicably rich lesbian

I don’t think being a little silly is a medical emergency lol

I don’t understand that shit. Like you’re not having fun, bro, just stop

I am a girl who is Bea but I am not *a* bee. I do love honey and serving a queen, though

You will forever give me gender envy 😩

Jesus, save some tiddy for the rest of us!

Cutting it like an onion probably would have been easier than trying to cut it like a normal garlic clove but my love is the chef I our household. Cocktails and desserts are more my area of expertise. If you need mulled wine or homemade strawberry topping for your angel food cake, I’m your gal

Holding that thing felt a little bit like holding the holy grail but it was super annoying to cut and I’d much rather have an equal volume of garlic in the form of normal cloves lol

If the garlic clove isn’t this big, one clove doesn’t cut it

Why does it feel like so many entertainers are dying rn?

My love wore flats when we got matching tattoos but they also got a tat on their foot that day so I swapped shoes with them so it wouldn’t fuck up the healing process. Shopping in those stupid flats afterwards was more painful than the fucking tattoo lmao

I also hate flats- they shred the back of my heels

It depends on your style, I think. I’ve had some cute stompy boots that I like but I’ve never worn a pair of heels that were particularly comfortable. Some are less uncomfortable but ultimately you kinda just thug it out for the fit with heels

Please, I can only get so erect

I’m gonna be so real with you- those dog treat sandwich cookies are kinda fire

Bro was just dangling halfway between my screen and my coffee table. I don’t know what he’s eating in the dead of winter but as long as he’s happy, I suppose

Honestly valid

Cosmo and Wanda are ready to tear shit up

Say hi to my roommate Sven. He’s a bit of a recluse 🕷️ (I’m so sorry)

To be clear, I was wearing something under it, I just have trust issues with women’s garments

I forgot how see-through my tights were when I went to work today and my skirt was about level with, uh, everything