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Benedict Hobson

@benebictbobson.bsky.social

I wrote the movie turbo. (snail)

11 Followers  |  25 Following  |  10 Posts  |  Joined: 25.01.2025
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Pulchritudinous!

02.02.2026 04:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would like a bath.

10.01.2026 17:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I learned how to fold a fitted sheet today.

10.01.2026 17:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Humpty Dumpty Cheesy Party Mix is juuuust too expensive to justify the grocery budget. So if you’re scrambling to get me a gift for Christmas (Santa), do not fret. 5 bags of Humpty Dumpty Cheesy Party Mix. Or something else idc.

10.11.2025 14:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I attacked the bedroom, I attacked it, it’s been attacked now. There are no laundry piles, no calcified wads of gum, no Ricola wrappers. Just the ash, and the sweet, sweet silence

09.11.2025 21:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The groundhog predicts 4 more years of facism

02.02.2025 14:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get over it.

01.02.2025 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No

01.02.2025 15:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is me and my girlfriend

01.02.2025 14:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fucking commues

01.02.2025 14:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0