going up to todos and saying “¡soy un maricón texano 🤠!”
06.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0going up to todos and saying “¡soy un maricón texano 🤠!”
06.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0CDMX mañana 🥵
06.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One of my favorite late night snacks
05.03.2026 18:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone’s a musky husky this morning
08.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 144 🔁 4 💬 11 📌 0
That THX sound is so powerful. Can I get it as a ring tone? It could save me.
04.03.2026 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Any recommendations?
04.03.2026 13:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m leaving for CDMX this Saturday and I’m so happy about it 🥰
03.03.2026 13:39 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well I’m the one eating Taco Bell, so he’s bottoming.
03.03.2026 05:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Dylan just pulled up in his Lexus to give me my Taco Bell 🔥
03.03.2026 04:59 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0and he would look up at me and ask “Does my penis look crazy?!?!?” He also said it had been hard for him to jerk off for the past two days. Anyway, this is all true and god bless the ER.
02.03.2026 15:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0he also tested positive for cocaine and meth and he kept begging me to take alcohol swabs and rub them all over his body in the tweakiest way…
02.03.2026 15:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I had a patient in the ER last night who came in to my room and said, “man, pull my pants down and look at my penis!” His penis was swollen to like 12–13 inches in circumference and…
02.03.2026 15:01 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I like génépy, but I long for chartreuse.
01.03.2026 12:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my balls feel so good right now
01.03.2026 07:17 — 👍 114 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0
curio
28.02.2026 05:28 — 👍 108 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Not so nonchalant about it
01.02.2025 00:07 — 👍 161 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0
Pasolini yard boy
13.04.2025 06:27 — 👍 73 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Throwback to when I found a cute little frog
28.02.2026 05:11 — 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Valentine’s 2025>Valentine’s 2026 if you couldn’t tell from my reposts 🥹
15.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my happy place 🥰
17.02.2025 22:02 — 👍 348 🔁 30 💬 9 📌 4
My Philly Valentine was so perfect ❤️
16.02.2025 22:08 — 👍 69 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0i think chu gonna dai in this…house
14.02.2026 11:28 — 👍 38 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Cue The Cure
14.02.2026 08:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!
14.02.2026 08:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Annual viewing of Picnic at Hanging Rock commencing now.
14.02.2026 07:55 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I stg they’ve changed the formula for Burberry London at some point since I last bought it 10 years ago.
14.02.2026 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥺 you are too kind!
14.02.2026 02:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0À la The Substance 🦠 and The Neon Demon 🔺
13.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A.G. Cook’s The Moment score giving me the beats to stomp to like 😤😍😎
13.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
