Desert Hag

Also add the word "the", as in "Oh yes, I saw that sick dance move on the TikTok" or "I was talking with my friends on the Discords" (bonus points for inappropriate pluralizing)

He's spent his life cultivating whatever symbiotic parasites are keeping him alive and they are telling him to enable their spread. He is now but their flesh sack.

Oh no....I'm so sorry for your loss.

Nutlick thinking he can ride like Speaker Johnson

I had shingles at age 39 and when I turned 50, I could not get that vaccine fast enough!

When I was a kid I thought the words to 10cc's "The Things We Do For Love" was "Cake-a-Doodle Love."
Ah, the seventies 🤣

I used to work at a football stadium. These guys have Drunk Football Fan energy.

a man in a blue jacket sits on a chair holding a milkshake Alt: Weekend at Bernies clip: a man in a blue jacket sits on a chair holding a milkshake and wearing sun glasses. His hand is being pulled by a string to make him "wave".

Our President:

His brain is so mushy now that he probably is just excited by big booms. I'll bet Lil Marco and Kegseth are driving this train.

So if we wanted another nation to come invade DC and take Trump and Melania into their custody, is there a form to submit that request or?

Shhhhhh...let him lose some more

Movie poster for Red One, with the text "Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans, Lucy Liu, and J.K. Simmons. It is a Christmas movie with Simmons dressed as Santa.

Spouse and I watched this last night. We thought it silly and fun, and action-packed as all holiday movies should be 😉
#moviesky #redone

Oh....I thought you were paraphrasing, not giving an actual quote. Silly me.

And she'll be all "I meant to do that"

Thank you for posting. It's still available to watch but only if we set our VPN to Canada.

Bunny the chihuahua looking insulted and put-upon while wearing a Cone of Shame

LOOK WHAT MOTHER DID TO ME
Me: "Your toe is infected and you won't stop licking it"
......
LOOK WHAT MOTHER DID TO ME
#dogsky #chihuahua

At this point they must be either waiting for him to die or for the midterm results. "Someone else will fix it" 😡

Oh sweet Jeebus, twenty bucks says he wants to bring back Wet Nurses 🙄

I know it's beside the point but even I know that it's not a good nickname if he has to keep explaining it

It makes sense when you realizes that by "save" he means extort" and by "people" he means "wealthy white men." He does not recognize anyone else as people.

And he'll probably live another twenty years, out of pure spite.

Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

Uuuugh why can't we have a film adaptation of The Tenant of Wildfell Hall instead

Plate of half-eaten cold nachos next to three empty Picon Punch glasses (NV)

Close-up of my chihuahua, "Bunny". She is old but spicy when crossed.

Can confirm

So when he says "the people" I'm pretty sure he means his rich friends since he doesn't see the rest of us as people.

So, *both* Nevada Senators.
Cool, cool.
😡

Serious "look what you made us do" vibes

The thing about power is that when you're in charge and make bad decisions, the results are, in fact, your fault. #TheMoreYouKnow

The thing about power is, when you're in charge, everything *is*, in fact, your fault. Nice try, though, GOP.