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Stephen Rains

@swrains.bsky.social

“I broke a promise to myself Made a couple to a brown eyed girl Who rode with me through the mean ol' world Never say die.” Husband to Ashley. Bama. Red Sox. Pats. Liberal Catholic. Music and politics. @soxstephen at the old place.

300 Followers  |  582 Following  |  279 Posts  |  Joined: 13.07.2023  |  1.7345

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Nothing like a Woodford on the rocks and a coffee as we ride towards Nola on Amtrak.

04.10.2025 13:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s go Sox!

01.10.2025 00:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just donned a cap that I rubbed in the dirt at Fenway during the 2007 AL championship series. Haven’t pulled it out of the ziplock until today. Whist scored two!

01.10.2025 00:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s the playoffs! Fuck the Yankees.

30.09.2025 22:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was hilarious.

28.09.2025 01:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why do all Wake unis look so damn plain, and not in a classic way. Just plain garbage. Do better.

27.09.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sometimes it’s scary how the algorithms know exactly the type of niche comedy that will hit with me

24.09.2025 12:31 — 👍 44    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0
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Mobile too!

17.09.2025 13:52 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Nooo

10.09.2025 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bought a cheap lighter m that has wheels and a cab glued on to make it a big rig. Can’t throw it away, even though it hasn’t worked in 9 years

10.09.2025 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have a glow in the dark Jonny Corndog Down on the Bikini Line tee.

10.09.2025 22:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am not a fan of the Ty Simpson/KDB Experience

30.08.2025 23:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And done!

30.08.2025 14:30 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New possum tattoo commencing.

29.08.2025 18:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

College football kicks off for real in an hour and a half.

28.08.2025 20:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Idk, but laying in the couch with Harriet and the Sundays on the turntable is pretty damn good.

25.08.2025 01:02 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Wal-Mart

FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Wal-Mart

Them: Fuck big government
The reality:

24.08.2025 17:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need the panther too!

19.08.2025 13:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Awesome to see Lee Baines last night, and I wish more artists walked the walk like Lee does. Inion made in America tees printed by union shops. Jason Isbell should take note.

18.08.2025 23:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Completely forgot my buddy Lee Baines is at Cally’s tonight. Just got tix. Excited to see some woke southern punk.

17.08.2025 20:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah. I figure it’s north mobile folks bc that’s where the klan hq is right?

12.08.2025 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Slap sticker advertising for the hate group P@triot Fr0nt.

Slap sticker advertising for the hate group P@triot Fr0nt.

Pulled this beauty off the outside of a bar in LoDa. Looks as if the actual Not Cees have been around very recently.

11.08.2025 23:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My unemployed ass is just playing Hobo Johnson up in this bar. Peach Scones, bitches.

08.08.2025 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Goddamnit.

05.08.2025 23:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mobile, did we really get lightning in midtown around 4:05? That’s when my power went out, according to my weather station.

29.07.2025 22:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The New York Times Spelling Bee How many words can you make with 7 letters?

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26.07.2025 22:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn, Chuck Mangione too?

24.07.2025 20:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I went to Shoalsfest with @ashleyhrains.bsky.social @tydotnet.bsky.social @gbdawkins.bsky.social

23.07.2025 23:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If Unc can’t hang, I’m shook.

23.07.2025 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Attn: @tydotnet.bsky.social

23.07.2025 00:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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