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Stephen Rains

@swrains.bsky.social

“I broke a promise to myself Made a couple to a brown eyed girl Who rode with me through the mean ol' world Never say die.” Husband to Ashley. Bama. Red Sox. Pats. Liberal Catholic. Music and politics. @soxstephen at the old place.

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Mute away, don’t throw stones, glass houses, pot kettle, have some goddamn awareness.

23.11.2025 23:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nah, you were shitting on Alabama when you’re state is split the same fucking way.

23.11.2025 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Source: NME yes please, new Soundgarden with CC.

23.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Didn’t Tx elect Ted Cruz? Get out of here with that shit.

23.11.2025 18:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like every time you think, we’re selling F-35s to the bone saw guy, you gotta remember we’re also selling F-35s to the 9/11 guys. Same guys.

18.11.2025 17:54 — 👍 356    🔁 103    💬 9    📌 3

Fuck each and every FOG that cleared out with time left on the clock. #rolltide

14.11.2025 02:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was not emotionally ready for my afternoon. Thought I was but no.

13.11.2025 00:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going to cut off their nose… I know I will stop my recurring donation to #AlabamaPublicTelevision if they go through with that.

29.10.2025 14:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Got ink with birthday money at the new tattoo shop, Oakleigh Apothecary Ink, (they also have some cool art for sale). Go check them out, wonderful people and art!

23.10.2025 22:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We have achieved the Dixieland Delight Superfecta

Fuck auburn
And lsu
And Tennessee too

19.10.2025 04:40 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Kevn Kinney and DnC tonight!

16.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

America’s handling of severe mental illness since the Reagan admin is war crimes worthy.

15.10.2025 22:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just remembered that the v nice Giants fan lady sitting next to us had
Live
Laugh
Love tattooed on the inside of her wrist.

08.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nothing like a Woodford on the rocks and a coffee as we ride towards Nola on Amtrak.

04.10.2025 13:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s go Sox!

01.10.2025 00:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just donned a cap that I rubbed in the dirt at Fenway during the 2007 AL championship series. Haven’t pulled it out of the ziplock until today. Whist scored two!

01.10.2025 00:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s the playoffs! Fuck the Yankees.

30.09.2025 22:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was hilarious.

28.09.2025 01:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why do all Wake unis look so damn plain, and not in a classic way. Just plain garbage. Do better.

27.09.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sometimes it’s scary how the algorithms know exactly the type of niche comedy that will hit with me

24.09.2025 12:31 — 👍 43    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0
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Mobile too!

17.09.2025 13:52 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Nooo

10.09.2025 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bought a cheap lighter m that has wheels and a cab glued on to make it a big rig. Can’t throw it away, even though it hasn’t worked in 9 years

10.09.2025 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have a glow in the dark Jonny Corndog Down on the Bikini Line tee.

10.09.2025 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am not a fan of the Ty Simpson/KDB Experience

30.08.2025 23:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And done!

30.08.2025 14:30 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New possum tattoo commencing.

29.08.2025 18:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

College football kicks off for real in an hour and a half.

28.08.2025 20:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Idk, but laying in the couch with Harriet and the Sundays on the turntable is pretty damn good.

25.08.2025 01:02 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Wal-Mart

FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Wal-Mart

Them: Fuck big government
The reality:

24.08.2025 17:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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