Johnny Wobbleton

This year’s Frank Scwindel

Came here to say this.

Ben Brown ain’t it.

In the words of @bencollins.bsky.social “there are no distractions. It’s all bad.”

LFGCG

Here comes the “our offense just broke” presser from Jed any moment.

Hey now, Funderburke and Topa have contributed prior to the fire sale. The contributions were (mostly) not good, but they happened!

"I did it. I threw the sandwich" coming to t-shirts near you.

Jed Hoyer’s roster construction is atrocious. Carrying a bench that couldn’t cover every day players at all until after the trade deadline is unacceptable. Now everyone is tired and demoralized but we carried Brujan and Berti so they could get 157 PAs thru 105ish games

Mark Cuban is the Elon Musk of Bluesky. Bought goodwill with Cost Plus Drugs and now wants to shit on anyone who might help the poor in the public sector.

He’s always been a billionaire at heart. He’d rather employ LLMs than people who can argue.

This Cubs team is so uninspired. They act like they are on C-SPAN.

They mentioned in the broadcast he had a rough pitch limit of 70. I also would’ve loved him to finish the inning but I don’t think there was much more for him after.

Oh and FUCK ICE.

100% agree we are moments from that. Here is what I found. God help us if they give teenagers authority.

Here are the requirements from the ICE website for a deportation officer.

No argument. Just captioning the picture provided in the meme.

Over 65 want to join ICE? We provide Life Alert free of charge!

Can any of these unqualified people be removed by congress? Not that it will happen in this term or ever.

I can’t find anything on google to prove they didn’t invent cellphones. Probably true then.

a black keyboard with the letter r on the bottom right ALT: a black keyboard with the letter r on the bottom right

Great pull from memory! i had the benefit of google.

Super Utility player Willi Castro wearing Twins city connect uniform with trans flag color eye black.

I forgot Willi Castro rocked Trans Flag eye black on pride night for the Twins.

Enjoy the boot licking for billionaires!

Super Bowl streaker says he bet $50,000 on his stunt, but his plan fell apart because he couldn't keep his mouth shut Super Bowl streaker Yuri Andrade claimed he made a windfall by betting on himself and taking the field, but it looks like he won't be cashing in.

An over exaggerated retelling, but yes a someone bet $50,000 on there being a streaker. He then was that streaker but couldn't keep his mouth shut, so he didn't get the roughly $375,000 he could have.

Yes, rich people are famously known for supporting the lower classes by keeping medical care affordable and not eroding the government benefits written into law for profit. You know things that help protect life for the poorer people.

Bo Jackson and Griffey Jr. debuted 2.5 years apart not 30-40 years, Alex.

So you’re saying everyone is severely underpaid because rich people don’t value human life?

The Motorola patch is gross while calling it a throwback. They could’ve at least put the blue Motorola logo on. Fucking corporate America ruins everything.