victoriancuddler

if I MUST work on a Sunday then I'll do my damndest and catch up on all the wrestling I missed throughout the week.

CMLL x AEW absolutely cleaning up in the Observer awards this year, get the fuck in lads GET IN.

I'm telling you shit is peak.

start for the bromance stay for the yuri

*[fails to sidestep womanly wiles]*

I keep wanting to read fic while work isn't busy but there isn't any 😭 🤧

*[sidesteps womanly wiles]*

Yuzuriha to Gabimaru, every single time: a—

Gabimaru: whore

it's always trashcore whimsy hours with me btw

yo I was waiting for the moment my shinobi sheylas would get to pop off and I was NOT disappointed

it's like they're purposefully trying to avoid more sapphics to join the AEW fandom smh

the Gabi/Yui/Sagi agenda will rise if it's the last thing I do.

I will beat my executive dysfunction into submission.

"Jeffrey Epstein got banned on XBL and sent SFM Five Nights at Freddy porn straight from 4chan threads to associates"

did I die, is this purgatory

update: it wasn't miraculous but I could at least train on a somewhat bad leg, a cold compress and ibuprofen can go a long way.

gonna need my leg to pull a Wolverine in terms of recovery if it wants to remain attached to my body because

I am

NOT

skipping judo tomorrow.

I lied.

It's an OT4 😭

I'm hiding behind a fan entirely composed of Uno cards by now.

Shion narrating my internal thoughts.

they're having platonic sex I just can't seem to prove how.

the Yamada homies came thru for bae

the way I need this duel to happen like YESTERDAY.

Hook that shit to my eyeballs Clockwork Orange style stat!

Yuzu simply "yes and?"-ing the gayest behaviors I swear

Them!!!

Also thank fuck they didn't sexualize the kid? Jigorukaku you are a real one.

I can't believe an anime is giving me actual OT4 material. The Gabi/Sagi agenda actually exists and it's sorta cute and I'm kinda delighted about it.

It's worth noting that I started this profile to yap about any mediatic hyperfixations that consume me.

This way I'm never talking about only one thing for too long so for my latest bout of fannish emotions please check the posts below. 👇

⚠️ WARNING⚠️: Contains nerd eternally late to fads.

that said I'm gonna ultimately OT3 myself and have Gabimaru gift a dutiful, brooding and uptight samurai to his wife because that's what Yui deserves 🤧

also finding out that most written ship on AO3 for Jigorukaku is Sagiri and the purple slutty ninja pysho.

Thank you so much fujoshis for seizing an opportunity.

conversationally, finding out that the actual ninjas that have superpowers are Gabimaru and maybe the rest of the Iwagakure? (investigation pending).

So the rest of the criminals aren't exactly supernatural inasmuch as they have the gift of extreme stubbornness and general distaste for dying.

turns out the Yamada clansman in question did not defect and REALLY indeed kill the concubine cannibal bc she attempted to seduce him.

I'd be more disappointed by this turn of events were Shion Yamada Asaemon not an insanely based character; I am now rooting for him and his new adoptive daughter.

losing my mind at work on a Saturday afternoon thanks.