RYAN ROGERS

Haven’t heard from Moo Deng in a while and now suddenly the McRib is back?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

10.12.2024 05:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bringing these to every argument so you know EXACTLY where you got me f*cked up

04.12.2024 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We don’t celebrate this diva enough. Give it up for the girl one time.

30.11.2024 16:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any reason…

29.11.2024 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I drank a lot of OG Four Loko in college — so 2006-2010 is a blur except for Flo Rida lyrics and talking about The Dark Knight a lot

27.11.2024 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Getting sober is actually a lot easier for people with Olympic level procrastination. “Oh all I have to do is NOT do something? And then continue NOT doing it? Cool, I was already doing that.”

21.11.2024 08:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Girl: I’m having cramps.

Gay guy: DIVA SAMEEE!!! I was at the Phoenix last night and I think this muscle queen knocked something loose in there. Sisters!!!

18.11.2024 23:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok that’s it. I’m the only gay person here. No one else plz. Everyone look at me.

17.11.2024 18:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0