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Areo "the Flapjack" Ants

@areoants.bsky.social

hey check it out it's me inflatable nutcase here to draw all sorts of strange things but big and round will hide insights inside Alt-Text for those curious about them Zoophiles & Minors DNI FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/areoants

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We found this one tangled up in some fishing rope after they tried to death roll one of the locals. I think its a new record for pooltoy 'round these parts!
For @tezzy.bsky.social

01.03.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 841    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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this horse 🐎 LOVES πŸ’– bad news πŸ‘Ž

25.01.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3698    πŸ” 1212    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 53
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01.03.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 281    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Love the difference in play-style between the two characters, truly. One has you threading the needle, sometimes barely, fighting to survive, or not fighting to survive later.

The other is Leon. He is in the same room as a Blister Head. There is no longer a Blister Head. Leon hasn't broken a sweat.

01.03.2026 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 464    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

hey, uh, y'all *do* know that chatgpt *is* generative ai, too, right? it's not just art. gen-ai is not just stealing & scraping the internet for art, it is *also* stealing & scraping the internet for all types of written word.

you cannot be anti gen-ai and still use chatgpt. all gen-ai is harmful.

27.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1708    πŸ” 925    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 13

would you double it and give it to the next guy?

28.02.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it happens, gimme a few minutes

28.02.2026 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well, the pieces you must pick up are metaphorical, the more literal pieces of myself can be left to the roombas

28.02.2026 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i can be found... but it is up to you to pick up the pieces to a brighter future

28.02.2026 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the masculine urge to direct your attention over to the windows on your right

28.02.2026 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

rezzi nine.....

28.02.2026 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fugu looking gleefully up to a barely comprehendible set of lines representing his friendly neighborhood Stealth Tank.

"wow Judas you are so big and round this is the largest I've ever seen you become this is i ncredible" (sic)

Fugu looking gleefully up to a barely comprehendible set of lines representing his friendly neighborhood Stealth Tank. "wow Judas you are so big and round this is the largest I've ever seen you become this is i ncredible" (sic)

truly groundbreaking doodles

#inflation #inflationart #AreoOC

20.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/blea...

it's a reference to a fun piece of vocal stim

26.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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as a bonus, @loonfrof.bsky.social had their birthday yesterday

26.02.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
autocorrect attempting to fix my incorrect usage of "humorously" with the far more grammatically correct "Thumbleryly"

autocorrect attempting to fix my incorrect usage of "humorously" with the far more grammatically correct "Thumbleryly"

thanks autocorrect for having my back on this

26.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
ON SITE PUBLIC MEDIA

Illinois- No charges for Lake Zurich High
School student who punched student
holding a pro-ICE sign,2-day suspension

"You can go peacefully f-kyourself!" the student
announced after he punched his classmate (a photo of the student is featured with article)

ON SITE PUBLIC MEDIA Illinois- No charges for Lake Zurich High School student who punched student holding a pro-ICE sign,2-day suspension "You can go peacefully f-kyourself!" the student announced after he punched his classmate (a photo of the student is featured with article)

fuck yeah

25.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2203    πŸ” 601    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 27

i know i keep reposting this one but i don't care i still like how this shape came out

26.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we like to call this one "the proportions haven't worn off yet have they"

still struggling with carpal tunnel, but I was able to at least get this outta my system!

#inflation #inflationart #AreoOC

13.02.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Kevin Nguyen
@knguyen
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Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave"
β€’ a Slave
Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm
Delete
Edit event Β»
5:27 PM β€’ Feb 23, 2014

Kevin Nguyen @knguyen ... Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave" β€’ a Slave Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm Delete Edit event Β» 5:27 PM β€’ Feb 23, 2014

It’s finally over

26.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5052    πŸ” 830    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 21
25.02.2026 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5847    πŸ” 1294    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 12
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While I'm at it..... if a Jawz gets a bubble shield, does the badnik get it, or does it go to the animal within instead?

The answer, perhaps, may shock and disturb you.

#inflation #inflationart #inflationanimation

25.11.2024 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

anyway labour exploitation is labour exploitation. acting like thats gonna go away when AAA companies collapse is wilfully naive at best. only actual organzation can change things. if you're the owner of a studio of any size who wants real change put your money where your mouth is, make it a co-op

24.02.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 715    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6
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I’m still here.

30.07.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 737    πŸ” 252    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

just last night had a fun moment where I slipped on a bunch of packed ice (gravel driveway + truck yard), stuff's real good at turning you into a comedy skit

24.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's Hornet's turn to have the alt-text

24.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if it's a sick ass design then I can at least die looking at a hella slick balloon hell yeah hell yeah

24.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
24.02.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2640    πŸ” 1006    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 8

bold move of Hakita to call his own update Fraud, do you think it'll live up to the name?

24.02.2026 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Vance, a human who looks like if Butch Hartman designed a parody of Link from The Legend of Zelda, and Victor, what I can describe only as a mettaton and falco love-child, walk onto the streets of, presumably, Boston. As they speak, Vance looks over his shoulder at Victor, while Victor looks over his own back at Vance, both some distance apart.
Vance asks,
"Your ass is from Massachusetts but you say shit like 'luv' a lot. sup with that"
Victor replies,
"I came to life in boston and then I just kept doin different accents of rockstars I liked for fun and it stuck"
Vance concludes, "So. You're an abomination"
Victor stares up at nothing, handsomely drawn, face neutral. His beak seems to be frowning slightly, but it's hard to tell if he's actually upset or just in thought. He's wearing earrings (attached to the sides of his head, somehow), an open jacket, and a top with cleavage that shows off his chest. Victor is a robot-toy-bird thing, so his chest has holes for his speaker. He also has cool black hair-- though this is a doodle comic, so his hair isn't really colored black. Just his mascara.
"I'm an abomination." Victor agrees, face downcast.
"I love you" Vance says offscreen. Victor repeats, in a heavier accent,
"Oh'm an abominaytion luv"
the previous panel was edited so that he's holding a teacup, while wearing a monocle, a New England Patriots hat, a tiny top-hat, and a shirt that says "WICKED BOLLOCKS"
In the next panel, the boys walk through an alleyway.
"oh 'new england' i get it now" Vance muses, adding,
"So this is it, huh?"
"This is the alleyway I came to life in." Victor explains, "It's--"
"You came to life, bro?" Vance interjects, emphasis on the word "came". He's doing the cheeky face cdi-link makes after asking for a kiss.
Victor stares at nothing, crudely drawn.
He looks at Vance, who is looking back.
Victor looks up and affirms,
"This is the alleyway I ejaculated into being in"
"This is where you came to"
"I came screaming and crying"

Vance, a human who looks like if Butch Hartman designed a parody of Link from The Legend of Zelda, and Victor, what I can describe only as a mettaton and falco love-child, walk onto the streets of, presumably, Boston. As they speak, Vance looks over his shoulder at Victor, while Victor looks over his own back at Vance, both some distance apart. Vance asks, "Your ass is from Massachusetts but you say shit like 'luv' a lot. sup with that" Victor replies, "I came to life in boston and then I just kept doin different accents of rockstars I liked for fun and it stuck" Vance concludes, "So. You're an abomination" Victor stares up at nothing, handsomely drawn, face neutral. His beak seems to be frowning slightly, but it's hard to tell if he's actually upset or just in thought. He's wearing earrings (attached to the sides of his head, somehow), an open jacket, and a top with cleavage that shows off his chest. Victor is a robot-toy-bird thing, so his chest has holes for his speaker. He also has cool black hair-- though this is a doodle comic, so his hair isn't really colored black. Just his mascara. "I'm an abomination." Victor agrees, face downcast. "I love you" Vance says offscreen. Victor repeats, in a heavier accent, "Oh'm an abominaytion luv" the previous panel was edited so that he's holding a teacup, while wearing a monocle, a New England Patriots hat, a tiny top-hat, and a shirt that says "WICKED BOLLOCKS" In the next panel, the boys walk through an alleyway. "oh 'new england' i get it now" Vance muses, adding, "So this is it, huh?" "This is the alleyway I came to life in." Victor explains, "It's--" "You came to life, bro?" Vance interjects, emphasis on the word "came". He's doing the cheeky face cdi-link makes after asking for a kiss. Victor stares at nothing, crudely drawn. He looks at Vance, who is looking back. Victor looks up and affirms, "This is the alleyway I ejaculated into being in" "This is where you came to" "I came screaming and crying"

24.02.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 775    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1