David G.

From Your lips to Your ears!

He should just claim gas prices are now negative. "I went to the Buc-ee's the other day and they paid me $200 to fill up my tank!!!"

This will end real soon once someone tells Trump there are no altar girls at St Peters

He's just curious if any of the girls described him as "big"

Was it RFK Jr?? And did he ditch the bear suit in Central Park when he was done?

Isn't she a white pimp? I mean, at least during Beetlejuice musicals...

Slava Ukraini. That's all that needs to be said.

Thank you. 20 yrs ago my wife & I hosted a family for 3 months: mom, dad and 2 yr old child. That child is now 22 and working thru their gender identity. All that I, my wife, our kids want for that young person is to be safe & loved & supported. You fought for that young person today. Thank you.

Let's call him Orange Nostradamus

Decent human beings?

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day

"People tell me, Sir, they're eating the pets in NATO. I'm going to stop all NATO payments until we investigate this and stop these disgusting eatings in NATO!!! MAGA!"

I grew up in the US with parents who only spoke Ilonggo with me, amd picked up a little Tagalog from my peers here. So the first time I went to Boracay, I crossed that invisible line from Iloilo Province to Aklan and found I could not understand a word anyone said at the McDonalds in Kalibo.

I thought about writing a children's book series about a library in Normal, IL (where 3 of my kids went to ISU where a group of kids embark on various adventures. The 1st book title would be "A Perfectly Normal Public Library"

He should tell Elmo they're on a road trip and as soon as Elmo needs to take a bathroom break, drive off and leave him by the side of the road. Hopefully he'll get the message.

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Do Klan hoods come in that shade of pink?

It must be one of those "Black jobs" that Harris was going to give to some 17 yr old undocumented border crosser

Absolutely

It's a little crazy how I can recognize so many of these just from the profile pics, no names

It's like Hillbilly Elegy but with ermine

Popcorn time!

I have a smoker attachment on my charcoal grill, several guitars, and hundreds of books. I don't need a single gun to feel like a man

Shades of Bradbury's Haunted Computer and Android Pope

Paper Moon

Nice to have actual human beings here, no?

And this time next year, he'll be Trump's FBI Director!

“Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off. ”

--Spider Robinson

A wise man once said that you can live without being loved--it's a miserable life, but you can endure it. But you can't live without loving someone or something. Which explains why Tom Hanks drew a face on a volleyball.