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Sean Burns

@splicedpersonality.bsky.social

Film Critic. Projectionalist. www.splicedpersonality.com

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Review - Scream 7 Starring Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, Isabel May, Jasmin Savoy Brown.

At the Spliced Personality Substack this week I wrote about SCREAM 7 and the time I almost asked Neve Campbell out on a date.

28.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

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OPERATION EPSTEIN FURY

28.02.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite place to see a movie. (Shh, don’t tell the others.)

27.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did you eat yet?

27.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Always a great time talking to Justin and Laura.

27.02.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My local newspaper says that Paul Newman only won the Oscar for THE COLOR OF MONEY β€œbecause he was ignored for great work in THE VERDICT, NOBODY’S FOOL and HUD.”

NOBODY’S FOOL came out eight years after THE COLOR OF MONEY.

27.02.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Review - The President's Cake Starring Baneen Ahmed Nayyef, Sajad Mohamad Qasem, Waheed Thabet Khreibat.

Over at the Spliced Personality Substack this week I reviewed THE PRESIDENT’S CAKE, the story of a little girl, her pet rooster and a despot’s birthday cake.

26.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It goes down a lot easier if you think of it as being the same age as Clint in ANY WHICH WAY YOU CAN.

26.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, I’m six months older than her. Thanks for ruining my day, Jason!

26.02.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Driving home last night in that tunnel behind the Alewife Parking Garage I saw a coyote in the road. He looked up at me and it was the first time I ever wished I was listening to Audioslave.

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Thanks! Wish you guys could be here for this.

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Tequila.

26.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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SirΓ’t with filmmaker Oliver Laxe With filmmaker Oliver Laxe in person! Oliver and screenwriter Santiago Fillol will join us for a post-film conversation following the 7:00pm screening, and will provide an introduction the 9:00pm scre...

THIS JUST IN: I’ll be moderating a Q&A with SIRΔ€T director Oliver Laxe and screenwriter Santiago Fillol following the 7pm show at the Coolidge Corner Theatre on Thursday 3/5. Details below.

25.02.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gawd, remember those Magnolia links? It took me like five hours to watch SERENA. I wrote my whole review during breaks while it was buffering.

25.02.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He shouldn’t be worried. These Democrats will still find a way to lose.

25.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Day Two of watching an Amazon screener via Flow Capture in twenty minute chunks before it crashes and locks me out. I love how even the smallest distributors have licked this technology but with the $2 trillion company it’s still like trying to watch a Magnolia link in 2012.

25.02.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

There are so many Woodys you could do. CASABLANCA during PLAY IT AGAIN SAM, SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN during CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS, STARDUST MEMORIES during STARDUST MEMORIES.

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The Brattle and Somerville theaters host a wild weekend of movies The weekend kicks off with "Ultimate Double Feature Weekend" pairing films within films, and culminates with a screening of the unfinished masterpiece "Queen Kelly" that bootlegger and political patri...

At WBUR this week I wrote about the Brattle Theatre’s Ultimate Double Features and the restoration of Erich von Stroheim’s QUEEN KELLY screening at the Somerville. Gonna be a wild weekend at the movies!

25.02.2026 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

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You’re an honorary Bostonian now.

23.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ending homelessness requires creating permanent supportive housing AND direct, constant, compassionate outreach every day & night. Thank you to all our outreach workers & community partners for all that you do πŸ™

23.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

bluesky is the most popular app for talking about twitter

23.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 369    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Also, this place isn’t great for breaking news and kind of a drag unless you’re into scolding.

23.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I stay on Twitter because there are people there I want to keep in touch with. It’s the same reason my mom and lots of other Catholics still go to church. They know the organization is run by criminal pedophiles, but it’s the only place to see your friends every week.

23.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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They used to make movies about guys who looked like this. It was a better world.

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splicedpersonality.substack.com

13.02.2026 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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2/22/00: Wonder Boys
w/Michael Douglas, Maguire, McDormand, Downey Jr, Rip Torn
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@splicedpersonality.bsky.social: www.wbur.org/news/2018/11...
Ebert: www.rogerebert.com/reviews/wond...
A J-G/ @brightwalldarkroom.com: www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2020/11/18/2...
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22.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

When it was used in the BEETLEJUICE sequel I said I hoped all the young Jenna Ortega fans would become obsessed with the song. It seems to have worked!

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