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@ballssauce.bsky.social

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Everyone in this airport loves PDA (.)

05.01.2024 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

S/o the person blasting a cig in this public restroom

31.12.2023 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He doesn’t but I appreciate the sentiment

26.12.2023 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one is liking my Garfield reference to β€œI hate Mondays” on Christmas joke

25.12.2023 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Logan Roy in Succession saying β€œHappy Christmas you clock-watching fucks.”

Logan Roy in Succession saying β€œHappy Christmas you clock-watching fucks.”

25.12.2023 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 486    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Currently combating how hot I am . Demons winning but still an angel

23.12.2023 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Mrs puff voice) no edging in my class!!

22.12.2023 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gay people love to sell mattresses

17.12.2023 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The people on the b train don’t know I’m listening to trolls 3 music

16.12.2023 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I was a rapper I’d be like the bus driver is the king and we’re all his passenger princesses

30.10.2023 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow is a Taco Bell day

25.10.2023 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really angry with oomf today.

20.10.2023 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The kind of high where you want to order Erewhon Instacart or a Loewe bag . 10 mg

09.10.2023 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What was I saying

06.10.2023 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking a dump in the gym… cbtm

06.10.2023 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a few I’ll have to join the β€œla comedy scene β€œ

06.10.2023 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how la transit always makes it so easy to get anywhere 😍

30.09.2023 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taitter

28.09.2023 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0