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more like marc liftdressen

13.10.2024 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao you mean this is a like a media genre

10.10.2024 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Keeping it a buck I think that’s a very intuitive name for that color it’s like a cooler toned dark orange and dark encounter oranges are always kinda brown β€œblack orange” scans for me I don’t have an objection but then again acting like everyone doubted it could exist is an annoying flourish

10.10.2024 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s weird how they say stuff like β€œkeytruda is known to treat cancer”. what does that mean. like does it? it’s known to? by whom? who knows?

10.10.2024 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I did this and the hurricane bitched off from my county it was apparently meteorologically certain to obliterate so if she gets behubrised it’s a skill issue

09.10.2024 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you see the documentary where Ron Magill of metro zoo Miami describes saving the flamingos in a concrete block public bathroom during hurricane andrew? Had me in tears two ways

08.10.2024 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s cool that the venue change has massaged his game to β€œliberals are dumb as rocks” from the more habituated β€œeggs aren’t expensive, your stomach is preposterously presumptuous in thinking it has the right to groan like this”

06.10.2024 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a thigh, a marriage, a parley

06.10.2024 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You do to me what tap water does to frogs

06.10.2024 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Still cackling at this Marty had to do it to β€˜im

05.10.2024 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing has ever been more bullshit than a four can pack of soda what do I live in some slovenly stone nitred spider nook of Slovenia do I have a 3 liter capacitance combo washer dryer instead of an oven foh

05.10.2024 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mr Forum getting online to bandy the fact he doesn’t suck much strange cock about oh have you also never taken a cruise just because you heard Liza Minelli was performing on it?

05.10.2024 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmfao

05.10.2024 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All 5 are quite I am high everything I believe in my energetic perabundance as some sort of effusive solar anus of proverb but the β€˜conscientiousness’ only pertains to the strictures of the muse I will conscientiously tear down your petty social sheep enclosures that mar the golden shadow of helicon

05.10.2024 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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welcome to the clamatoes zone 😎

05.10.2024 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSeptember 11: ultimately for the best”
β€” the witches’ sortilege digest or whatnot

05.10.2024 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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opened my wife’s tarot explainer and I feel like a mule kicked me in the plexus I can’t fucking breathe help me

05.10.2024 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The great irony here being that if you can’t grasp the ways in which β€œwho you are” is completely fake you lack the representational consciousness that makes you a real person rather than the proverbial β€œNPC” 2 dimensional enzymatic connection of inputs and outputs

05.10.2024 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Of course it’s a q anon type flummoxed at the notion of personality, of ego writ large, as a performanceβ€”after all, schizophrenia is fundamentally the inability to recognize metaphor, to piece the different levels of reality together harmoniously w/o collapse into 2 dimensions

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05.10.2024 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no a β€œfounder” of parasitic plagiarism apparatus decided upon 6hrs of abdominal cramping & inescapable spiritual reckoning there might be a better use even of his diseased & vanity-thralled intellect, what a loss for mammon & the petroleum blooded eel-throng uh I mean mankind

05.10.2024 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did it ever occur to you the spirit of the leaves may be bidding you destroy your life because your life is vile and a blight upon the earth?

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05.10.2024 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you can pet them in canals behind my house ime

04.10.2024 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…presenting salvation in the form of the opportunity to transcend this ontological gulf between them (whose elision by eloquent rational comparison would be a category error) by the creative renaissant power of the will in Love to renew being(s) infinitely beyond Necessity

04.10.2024 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The sexual impulse is of course conduction of a divine instinct to communion which must figure itself ever as a bridge across an intractable divide of otherness; nothing is so other as the execrated scapegoat, itself thus always a Christ toward he who abominates it…

04.10.2024 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I bet the causal arrow very appropriately goes both ways on this lol rendering something taboo charges it sexually as an indulgent transgression so while many homophobes began as latent homosexuals some are aroused by gay sex b/c of the vehemence with which they abominate it

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04.10.2024 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not really debatable unless you’re the kind of nerd that actually hates the number, which is the shittiest quadrant of guy

04.10.2024 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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