CMax

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Keep fighting white supremacy culture.

I let a personal wall down, embraced a little chaos and it wasn’t the end of the world.

I guess I’ll stay a bit longer.

The Bay Area would have been cool, but it’s not in the cards.

My face this entire administration

Thank you Venus for whooping that 22yos ass. Somebody’s got to put these zoomers in their place.

So absolutely no one is surprised he’s on the list right?

Sometimes? It beez like dat…

If his presence doesn’t lift your spirits
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If he doesn’t make time for you alone
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If at 40 he is only friends with boys under 30
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If dresses like a toddler
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If he doesnt make your space clean & safe
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If you have to remind him of your worth
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If he doesn’t make it on time to your events
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If he tells you all about it but doesn’t invite you
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If he blames you for MTA delays
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If he blows you off but invites you to a 7a after
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No matter how old you get, you can still do stupid shit.

I send my friends voice notes on all the drama and all the sluttivities

We’re really going to let Israel drag us into this escalation?

Whyyyyy!?!?!?

Did they stop teaching bois how to hold a conversations? Or has the internet ruined communication.

Hi, here’s my butthole ain’t it

#pridemonth #gaymen

Im going to be ok whether you like it or not.

Bestie said, “Welcome pride in with open legs” and you know what he might be on to something 🏳️‍🌈🫣

Dear Gen z hiring managers,

Please don’t text me about a job before you have emailed me all of the details.

You look crazy and lazy.

Tormund has an equity stomach.

15 minutes before the feeder goes off he becomes overly affectionate and I have to give him a count down so he doesn’t claw me to death 🤣 🐈

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CMax how do you get jobs?

Other people.

I get jobs from recs faster than cold emails

I seriously be sitting at home with the cats and someone will email me out if the blue like…

I had to teach myself that if a person has a low grade that has absolutely nothing to do with my teaching style and everything to do with their personal effort.
The people pleaser in me wants to give everyone an A, but not everyone deserves that.

I got a job!

Ask if it’s equity 😮‍💨

You know what, I don’t need him and I do in fact need a drink.

#stillbad

Be this kind of friend

How did you know?

Dudes, we really don’t care about your morning routine.

Y’all don’t even exfoliate 😒

Be the kind of leader that acknowledges the minor roles in the company.

It means more to people than you think.

🐒

A prick

Wanna see a dick pick?

Wouldn’t it be a dream if designers gave you their cues sooner than the day before tech?